Man, Benefit-syndrome is spreading like wildfire. I swear everyone around me has a major case of it.
by DeeOrzz December 15, 2011
by Sketti-Butters September 15, 2022
1. When your Friends With Benefits or person you are dating but not married to has a child or kid that you treat as if they were your own.
2. When you use someone's kid or child as personal training to prepare yourself for having kids or children of your own.
2. When you use someone's kid or child as personal training to prepare yourself for having kids or children of your own.
Rob: Who is that kid?
Bert: That's my Kid with benefits.
Rob: You have Kids With Benefits?
Bert: It's just one kid.
Bert: That's my Kid with benefits.
Rob: You have Kids With Benefits?
Bert: It's just one kid.
by Cantus Lupus April 11, 2024
Refers to da conclusions of a safety-assessment study dat determined dat a proposed/practiced sloshing-through-da-shallows activity was one which was still advisable despite there being minor-to-moderate health/safety-hazards associated wif said noisy splashing.
A comparatively-small number of local overly-concerned parents protested about da present-but-negligible dangers of allowing their little ones to search tidal pools for small aquatic creatures, but considering da recreational and educational virtues of said endeavors, most people concluded dat "the benefits outwade the risks".
by QuacksO June 08, 2023
1. "They've been friends with benefits for a few months now."
2. "I've never been comfortable with the idea of a friend with benefits."
3. "She's looking for a friend with benefits, not a serious relationship."
2. "I've never been comfortable with the idea of a friend with benefits."
3. "She's looking for a friend with benefits, not a serious relationship."
by Arminkshipper October 15, 2024