bellend

A nickname for someone with the surname bell.
An annoying sickly child.

Man that bell is such a bellend.
>>Bellend coughs rolls over and dies of a chest infection<<

by Bob March 21, 2005

Benny Bellend

A boy who acts like a bellend

That boy is such a benny bellend.

Stop being a benny bellend.

GODS SAKE BENNY BELLEND

by x D bj October 18, 2008

Blender

A mother who doesn't STFU, and is always constantly bitching about something or annoying you in someway or somehow. A mother who is constantly nagging about something or complains over and over non-stop about random BS.

Blender is going off again. MY blender is blendering. I am so sick of blender. Why does my blender always flip out and complain. I hate my blender.

by Stevie-Weevie October 30, 2010

Bellend

Slang for a the nob of a penis. A bellend is usually just a complete fuckwit who lowrides his skinny bent as fuck jeans with his globe high tops with a range of different clothing above the waist including a lakers snapback, DGK hoodie, gay wanna be gloves with the fingers half cut off, a beanie with an alcohol brand on it even though their gone after one cruiser they also plays music as load as his piece of shit sndroid speaker will go.

Hes an ugly cunt looks like a bellend

by NZ October 3, 2014

Turkey in a Blender

Slang for marijuana, commonly used on the East coast.

Yo bro, check dis turkey in a blender I just thiefed

by Bro November 27, 2003

Bellend

This is a word that can define a person

"I think that Raj is a Bellend"

by See you at the Crossroads February 28, 2008

hot blenders

a very physically attractive male working in a smoothie shop, called blenders.

Man, I really want another smoothie, so we can see the hot blender!

by Dani May 13, 2005