urban ballet 

A synonym for strip club, gentlemen's club, nudie bar etc.

Hey fellas, lets go to the urban ballet tonight and get hammered

urban ballet by J2,J3 October 11, 2013

Knee Baller 

Louis St.Romain has balls that are so long they hang to his knees. So his name is now Knee Baller

Knee Baller's balls hang to his knees.

Knee Baller by Knee Ballers Firend April 2, 2009

ballet 

An incredibly difficult SPORT that most people do not believe is a sport. Ballet requires a great level of dedication and discipline. When ballet dancers reach a certain level of advancement, the begin to dance en pointe, or on pointe shoes, which are shoes with a very stiff toe so the dancer can be supported when standing on her/his toes. Ballet is known to the majority of people as a "sissy" thing, something that only girly-girls and gay men do. Lots of rude and misinformed people mock ballet dancers by prancing around and pretending to wear a tutu. In fact, it has been proven that ballet boosts coordination and even IQ. It is actually much harder that football. There are a great many steps and technicalities to each move; you have to maintain a turnout and pointed feet. Boys/men often do lots of lifting, but they also dance, too. In very professional companies there is the corphee who is the leader of the corps de ballet (they ensemble dancers) and there is the prima ballerina who is the highest dancer there is in a company. All professional dancers must have huge amounts of strength, flexibility, and poise. The key to being a successful ballerina (in addition to have memorized all the steps, being flexible and strong, being dedicated, etc.) is to be able to mask your HUGE effort and make it look easy.

Football Player: You are so gay, you take ballet and you are a boy and you wear tights! Sissy! *imitates ballet badly*
Male Ballet Dancer:...well... It's actually pretty hard...
Ballet Teacher: *appears* Ok, let's have 25 grand battements on each side and then eight plie-double-pirouettes at the barre, then adagio at the center with promenade-plie-lift-to-attitude-plie-bring-to-passe-balance...
Football Player: *runs away*
Male Ballet dancer & Ballerinas: *do combination perfectly*

I am not saying that all football players act that way, I'm just stating that that is a common sterotype.

ballet by live4chocolate January 2, 2012

Baller O'ed 

An action when a man drops his nut sack in a man's or women's mouth while that person is sleeping with their mouth open

Man: Hey, how did you sleep?
Man/Women: I slept good but my mouth has a salty taste.
Man: I know I Baller O'ed you!
Man/Women: Oh you shoundn't have (blushing)

Baller O'ed by Bijou the dog August 28, 2012

Boisterous bellend 

This type of person is an absolute twat who never fails to annoy you. They are loud and not well educated and often blurt out inappropriate comments resembling an arsehole, or in this case, a total bellend.

That new lad at work is a boisterous bellend and really pisses me off

Boisterous bellend by Ur nans mum April 11, 2020

baller budget 

A budget in which you buy expensive clothing and shoes

Damn did you see Armaan with his new yeezys he's on that baller budget.
did you see Ronan's baller budget closet its full of supreme and Gucci

baller budget by eskeit November 15, 2017

g-balled 

Aaron'ism: When things don't go as planned, or someone or something screws you over, you've been g-balled.

For example, you're late for a meeting because of traffic...and when you finally show up you tell them you were "g-balled" by traffic

g-balled by Djansson September 28, 2015