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beaned

When a boy touches you on accident or on purpose by either brushing or hitting his balls against you. He may be touching his balls in general. This could also mean he or you are playing with his sack.
"Woah that guy totallly just beaned me"

"Ummmm is that guy beaning himself???"

"I want her to bean me so bad"
by kcud May 19, 2014
mugGet the beanedmug.

beans

1. A pill of OxyContin. Can be smoked, eaten, injected, or snorted.

2. A hit of Ecstasy.
1. Me and my homie smoked so many beans last night we were nodding out.

2. I popped two beans at the rave last night.
by beans420 December 6, 2009
mugGet the beansmug.

Beaned

When you start a video chat session expecting to see a partially (or fully) nude female, but you're greeted by a close up of some dude's scrotum instead.
I met this girl on AOL who said she would flash me. When the video chat started, I saw the hairiest balls ever! I can't believe I got beaned!
by TwoInTheBox May 26, 2010
mugGet the Beanedmug.

bean

A lesbian, originally a contraction of lez-bean.
If that sweathog is not of the bean persuasion, there ain't no cows in Texas.
by mellon brain November 3, 2008
mugGet the beanmug.

bean

who walk mean, stand up on your block and burn a bean
sir ballentine, lookin at this bitch while behind
the thing that's fucking up a girl is that swine
then turn around take my last pull off the L
these niggas on the block keep looking at me well
by big dick saloon August 11, 2008
mugGet the beanmug.

bean

-the act of eating food

-your car running out of gas

-your head
Hey man, you want to go to the gym?
-No I ate way to much bean!

My damn car just ran out of bean!

You see that, I just hit that Grandma right in the bean.
by Haks0894 February 19, 2009
mugGet the beanmug.

BEANS

I am getting like 50 beans this week.
by booyaka619 March 11, 2009
mugGet the BEANSmug.

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