The Oxford Battered Sausage is the name given to the sexual act where you fist a female Oxford university student, once her vagina is gaping. You fill her vagina with self raising flour, 1 large egg (you can enter it whole) and milk. The vagina is then pounded with a penis ensuring ejaculation into the batter mix, once the penis is fully battered the penis is then dipped into a pan of hot oil. The battered penis then be placed on a plate and photographed and a yelp review is placed on the local fish and chips page with the photo of the battered Sausage. Where the aim is for internet users not to realise it is in fact a battered penis.
I got an Oxford Battered Sausage from Charlotte last night. The local fish and chip chop commented on my review thanking them for such a great photo of their battered sausage
by Oxford Charlotte August 29, 2023
A commercial product that converts cannabis and CBD concentrates into a vapable liquid. It has since become a term for the same concentrates that are used with this product.
by Stoney Santa January 17, 2020
When a man has sex with a foot long until he gives it his jizz dressing, he then shoves said subway up his own arse and his partner batters it from behind. It is then eaten straight from the ass.
"Tommy" : That battered subway was delicious "smurf"! better than a dirty steakette and a bap any day! Hope you're looking forward to mines I got extra jalapeños tonight lol
by Mradhd February 08, 2019
A sex move made based off a joke from Andrew Dice Clay in which the man keeps a bowl off to the side while fuckin a chick from behind, when he busts a nut he has to cum into the bowl, yell "WHATS IN THE BOWL BITCH", and slap the bowl down on the chicks head right when he yells "BITCH"
"Aye a friend of mine told me to give my girl the batter bowl."
"The fuck is that?"
"Idk, i asked him what it was but he just kept quoting Andrew Dice Clay"
"The fuck is that?"
"Idk, i asked him what it was but he just kept quoting Andrew Dice Clay"
by SomeCreepyWhiteGuy May 02, 2022
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