baseball bat

a baseball bat is a dick that starts out small in width and then gets bigger in width when is gets closer to the end, giving it the look of a baseball bat.

pimp: so wheres my money hoe?
hooker: this is all i got
pimp: thats it? im gonna slap you with my baseball bat bitch!

by teh leet pwnzor October 12, 2008

baseball

When people are smoking pot in a circle, one could play the game baseball (also known as suicide). Its when the person holds in their smoke after each hit until the hit comes back to them.

its hard.

Dude... lets play some baseball...

by andy June 11, 2006

Baseball

Guys making out. In short, the great American pass-time.

Why do girls love watching baseball so much?

by pelly jay October 2, 2011

Baseball

a game for faggots that can't play other sports so they play baseball because it doesn't require any athleticism.

Jayden: I'm off to baseball practice
Solomon: You play baseball? Faggot
Jayden: What do you mean? Baseballs the best sport ever
Solomon: You know what shut the fuck up and get out of my sight you bat swinging cunt

by Im.Not.Gay May 30, 2019

Baseball bat nigger dildo penis

A baseball bat colored black and is a silicone dildo that can cum alot alot in the but of kids in booty hole land.

I'm gonna shove a fucking baseball bat nigger dildo penis up my kids ass.

by 56Explosivediareahabrats March 23, 2023

baseball

A game which has a world series only involving American teams since no one else plays it. Quite similar to rounders as played by school girls around Britain and just as boring to watch as cricket.

Baseball world series - there is no world outside the US

by P..B.. January 12, 2006

baseball

A sport for people that cannot play lacrosse.

guy 1: dude play lacrosse this year
guy 2: no im a fag i play baseball.

by tommyteabags March 30, 2008