bra bandit

One who steals bras from girls' dormitories and random apartments in the city and sells them for a living. Operations are conducted worldwide by the BBG, the Bra Bandits Guild. All bra bandits are trained to be equivalently stealthy as ninjas, to have the sense of smell of bloodhounds, and to have the tenacity of pirates.

Sebastian's been raking in a ton of dough ever since he became a bra bandit.

by bra bandit October 23, 2005

rx bandits

political good music.

last night at the rx bandits show

by mischa July 20, 2003

The Dirty Bandit

When done plowing the hoe you spit lipper juice in her snapper, slap her on the ass, and yell get along little doggy!

Dude, I gave that girl I met the other night "The Dirty Bandit" and she didn`t enjoy it as much I as thought she would!

by Jameson 42 November 13, 2009

ass bandit

-noun
1. derogatory term for a homosexual male, similar to fag
2. a straight man with a predilection for anal sex
3. a person who engages in deliberately nasty, hostile and contentious behavior designed to provoke and intimidate others

-related forms
ass banditry, adverb

1. "God hates ass bandits."
2. "Ew, he's an ass bandit???"
3. "That ass bandit called my mobile seventeen times last night because he knew I was on a date. That kind of ass-banditry is the reason I dumped his sorry ass in the first place."

by Ming Merciless November 14, 2007

Dildo bandit

One who steals dildos. Often for the mere fun of it. Dildo bandits are very devious and should never be trusted, especially with a dildo.

Alexa: Hey Jenni, have you seen my dildo lying around anywhere?

Jenni: Oh yeah its in my sock drawer, near the butt plug.

Alexa: Jesus you're such a fucking dildo bandit.

Jenni: Here you can have it back you little slut. I was gonna tell you to go fuck yourself anyway.

by RidiculouslyRoasted September 30, 2009

Sheet Bandit

A act of revenge upon a female who refuses you morning sex, you therefore proceed to smack the salami and finish on the unsuspecting women's sheets/pillows.The original Sheet bandit was unleashed upon Duke University during the fall semester of 2009.

Tiger: Yea she told me she was "too classy" for a blow job.
Christian: Didnt you meet her in the bathroom, well taking a leak.
Tiger: I know, so needless to say i had to take matters into my own hands...... literally.
William: Oh good lord is the sheet bandit on the loose again?

by Biddles October 4, 2009

Chicken Bandit

Term used in place of "Nigger" to describe black people because they like chicken and they steal.

Cletus: Hey man you hear 'bout what happened last night?
Billy: Nah man what happened?
Cletus: Some Chicken Bandit stole all the water melons out o' my garden!
Billy: Damn Niggers...

by RumpleSteelFlex May 25, 2010