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marching band

1. The one thing that can both give you a life, and totally take it away at the same time.
2. Where "one more time" actually means 57439204 more times.
3. The most accomplished, but least appreciated team in the whole school.
4. The only time it's legal for an elder to demand a group of kids to "finger correctly" and "blow harder".
5. When EVERYTHING is a sexual referance.
6. When your closest friends and boyfriend/girlfriend are in the band. And ONLY in the band.
7. The only place it's possible to be singing "The Wheels on the Bus" during a trip while a couple is doing inappropriate things under a blanket in the best seats.
8. When you can fall asleep even with the drumline hacking on the back of your headrest.
9. When you spend more time in the band room than in your own home, or anywhere else for that matter. In fact, you just go down there to hang out and get passes out of classes to "practice for districts."
10. The best thing anyone could possibly be a part of in the world. Period.
1. non-band person - "Can you do anything tonight?"
band person - "No.. I have band practice.. YAY!"
2. band director - "Alright let's reset that one more, guys!"
(many times later..)
"Alright guys, I mean it this time."
(more times later..)
"Okay seriously, we've got it for real this time.."
3. *school announcements*
"Last night our football team lost a game 0-693465. Good effort, team! We know you'll get them next week! Spanish Club is to meet in room 203 after school tonight. Oh, and not to mention our band had some kinda thing goin' on last night and won something or something.. Also, I have a hangnail.."
4. band director- "Alright everyone, I need you to really get those fingers moving and I need you to blow plenty hard!"
5. band director- "Stop messing around and get that thing in your mouth!"
band kids - *snicker, snicker*
6. band kid - "My bestfriends, boyfriend and I are all gonna go to Bobby's house tonight and watch last year's DCI Finals DVD! I can't wait!"
7. band kid - "I heard Suzy and Tommy were getting it on in the back of the bus while we were singing band songs."
8. drummer - *hackhackhackhackhackhack*
band kid - *undisturbed sleeping*
9. band kid - "Hey Mr. So&So, can I get a pass to go practice for districts?"
Mr So&So - "Sure Billy! Golly gee, you band kids are so responsible!"
(in the band room)
band kid - "WHO'S UP FOR SOME BAND VOLLEYBALL OVER THE GONG STAND?!"
10. band kids - "Marching band is AWESOME!"
by ohappyday September 14, 2009
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Band-me-down

a musical act once loved by you, now loved by your kid; a musical act once loved by your parent, now loved by you.
My dad was thrilled to give me the band-me-down of LED Zepellin..”
by ArghAisle December 10, 2019
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banda

Banda is a slang word in Oriya, the principal language of east Indian state of Odisha. Banda means penis.
Pela ki janila gehiba maza,
Sabu maza nela se Banda raja.
It was the giant cock which actually hijacked the pleasure of sex, while the two testicles became mere onlooker.

Banda is also used in a mildly offensive way & has several colloquial uses as follows.
Mu Taku Banda Bala re khatiri karena.
(I don't care him even for a strand of my pubic hair.)

Tu Banda ta janichhu.
(You don't know anything about this.)

Tu k'ana mo Banda mundi?
(Are you so important a person as you think?)

Alo lo Naba Nabina,
Mo Banda Pela ku ana.
Jadi Tu karibu mana
Fatei debi to dana.
by Jack DeSilva January 1, 2013
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Marching Band

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Band Bus Code

the code that bandies attempt, but never end up swearing by regarding what happens on the band bus: what happens on the band bus STAYS on the band bus.
Marie: omg on that one band trip i sat next to this trumpet player... we ended up hooking up!
Gina: whoa, girl! don't you know the band bus code? what happens on the band bus STAYS on the band bus!

Rick: HAHAHA JOHN KISSED RANDY ON THE WAY HOME FROM LAST WEEKS COMPETITION!
John: IT WAS A DARE AND IT WAS ON THE CHEEK!
Fred: What happened to the band bus code?!
by uberbandie March 7, 2009
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drawn bandas

The drawn bandas are a band of French-Canadian bandits who distribute comic books to the public. They ride on horseback and wear little black masks like the hamburglar. They often appear on people's birthdays, presenting them with the comic book they desire most before riding dramatically off into the sunset.
"Wow! The drawn bandas just gave me an issue 1, then rode off into the sunset!!"
by Beckna November 4, 2006
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so band

When something/someone is really "band"
Andre: Slipknot is band

Trevor: Andre you are so band

Sean: Andre is definitely band
by seanhoefasho December 4, 2009
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