baltimore club music

Sound Waves that people in Baltimore call "music."
They tried to copy D.C. go-go and failed. Terribley.
D.C. shit on Baltimore and they mad cuz they aint us.

Person from Baltimore (listening to baltimore club music in baltimore): Mamasay Mamasa Mascua Yea thats my shit!! *does crazy legs (copying te beat yo feet style from d.c.)*
Person from D.C.: Nigga shut yo go go wanna be ass up!! *proceeds to steal ol boy from bmore in the face and turn on some crankin real music by BYB*

Shanique Alaze Monique: Maury, this is the 25th time I been on your show. I have to find Dijonay, Shareefa, Koronte and Jemkfpakdfj;aay baby daddies!! *sniffs and cries*
Maury: Where are you from?
Shaunique Alaze Monique: Baltimore, Maryland!!

by Dat Girl March 25, 2008

Baltimore

code word used to warn of big, ugly girls that have fondled you and another previously at the same time.

Hey, dew there are those Baltimores that got us.

by SOAF73chunk January 21, 2009

baltimore

code word for i am sketching out with a drag off, do not text me

text - baltimore

carly - not f'betch always ditches me at the club

by jody martin January 27, 2008

baltimore shift

The act of freaking bitches with a rake.

Tj gunna give that bitch the Baltimore shift.

by Swagdaddy1234 December 14, 2013

Baltimore Zoo

Describing all the animals (people that act like animals) that live the city of Baltimore, Maryland.

Its going to be wild night in the Baltimore Zoo if the Ravens win the Super Bowel!

All the animals were out tonight in the Baltimore Zoo tonight!!

by sammgirl May 19, 2014

baltimore blast

When a monongahela man is hitting a black female from behind, and right before she is ready to cum, the male tells her "look out ", and when she turns around, the guy will pull a gun and shoot her in the face. She'll never see it coming.

I gave that girl multiple baltimore blasts.

by moncity April 29, 2015

baltimore bouncing betty

The act of placing thugs, criminals or drug dealers in the back of a Baltimore police van with no seatbelt, drive extremely erratic, and hope for a spinal cord injury.

Yo PoPo gave Alashawndre a Baltimore bouncing betty...and now he in the hospital.

by surfdog May 28, 2016