A man who’s loyalty knows no bounds, trained in martial arts, by an 8 stone sensei, with foundations as strong as the ryvita cracker phenomenon.
by Hotdogbouncer October 9, 2021

Dude that man just Jumped over a car doing a McTwist landing on a pipe then continued to run on it, after that he Jumped 90 feet drop kicked a lion in the zoo and then saved a crying baby from a fire down the street.
Hes an SuperUltraMega Bad Ass of Badassness , bro.
Hes an SuperUltraMega Bad Ass of Badassness , bro.
by Bob From Accounting. August 25, 2011

someone who is excellent, badass, a loyal friend in most cases.
will kick peoples ass and fuck shit up.
will kick peoples ass and fuck shit up.
by hoeface July 29, 2008

A person or persons who spends all of their time either talking about how high they are or smoking pot. Most tend to have speech impediments that make it so everytime they try to finish a sentence they burst out laughing and the remainder of the sentence is then incoherent. Most tell stories about their adventures to their friends when everyone knows no one really cares
Him: Dood I got so high last night and fell of my hasfhahhaoyuouse and then i broekakkfds my lehahahhahahahhaha.
Her: Wow your such a stoner emo badass punk hxc goth gankstah wankstah prep scene slut jock smullging border hooper.
Her: Wow your such a stoner emo badass punk hxc goth gankstah wankstah prep scene slut jock smullging border hooper.
by Steveasaurusrexx July 1, 2008

by julia__ June 13, 2022

An affliction that causes people to say things to people over the distance of an Internet connection that, if they ever DARED to say to a person in a face-to-face conversation, would likely result in them getting knocked on their ass and maybe a trip to the hospital, but behind the safety of their monitor where nobody can physically touch them, they can behave like complete and utter shitbirds with no consequences, because as we all know, the Internet isn't real, of course, and the person you're mouthing off to isn't a real human being, with emotions of their own.
It is closely related to the similar affliction that causes people to become total sociopaths when behind the wheel of a car, where they are similarly safe from physical retribution.
It is closely related to the similar affliction that causes people to become total sociopaths when behind the wheel of a car, where they are similarly safe from physical retribution.
If the technology were invented tomorrow to make it possible to punch a person in the face over TCP/IP, Internet Badass Syndrome would vanish almost overnight, and the Internet would be the most civil, polite place ever.
by q359 July 25, 2023

If her name is Torii Badass she smokes a lot of weed,very loyal and will cut you off as soon as you showing interest in another Bitch 🫵🏾😌
by Torii.Badass March 3, 2023
