Turd Burglar

Someone who steals your shit to make themselves look better to others.

Jim: "Jesus Dan. Did John just take your iPhone to show to his girlfriend?"

Dan: "Yea. He's a turd burglar."

by A Time Walker September 3, 2013

tard burglar

One who who steals the mentally disabled kidnapping them for personal and recreational use

Damn it the tard burglar struck again.

by BurglarMan February 8, 2023

Cat burglar

A professional thief that takes pet cats from your home

Wtf did you expect, a pussy snatcher?! That was already covered in a lot of other definitions for the word, and this is intended not to be nsfw! Get your mind outta the gutter kids!

Breaking news coming out of chicago tonight as we come on the air, a suspect is wanted in connection with a string of cat burglaries in the area. Police have not identified a suspect, they advised all cat owners to keep doors and windows locked at night and to avoid giving them catnip afterhours.

by YouCanCallMeViking January 23, 2024

Cat burglar

One who burgles cats

I’m a cat burglar

by Dapoggster October 4, 2023

Turd Burglar

This type of turd burglar is the type that happends in nursing homes. When a resident lets everything come out right in the eating area, in front of everyone and not caring about other people eating or Anything and after they finish thier business they just walk away.....

Turd Burglar: oops I have to use the bathroom...
Nurse: No wait ill take you to the bathroom
Turd Burglar: no im going right here right now

by FUNTIME! October 23, 2019

loaded burglar alarm

A loaded gun that’s close by when someone breaks in to your place.

We never had a need for a brinks security system. Daddy kept the “loaded burglar alarm” under his bed.

by Dick Da Bruiser November 3, 2020

Turd burglar

Its an old superstition about A sneaky lil midget bandit theif in the night that climbs in your bathroom window and burgles the turd right out the bowl that more than likely are there because you got shit faced and forgot to flush or your dirty lazy kids left the bowl present for the turd bandit. Because the story goes.... Feed the turd burglar once a week and you will never get a stomach. Keep that gut flora happy ... Feed the turd burglars.

"Tiny tim dont flush that shit you know you got to leave that for the turd burglar tonight or you will end up with a belly ache

by Ghostbuster2000 February 8, 2021