A British umbrella

The noun that stops an ejaculation from happening, physical or mental.

A flash in my mind of my grandpa naked was such a British umbrella while I was doing it.

by Casey5Star January 4, 2013

British Picnic

When a person has their ass eaten out by three people in one go.

Person 1: "Tim is looking really smiley today; seems to have a little extra spring in his step."
Person 2: "That's because he participated in a British Picnic at Clarissa's house yesterday. He was the main dish."
Tim: wanders in "Top of the morning, gents!"

by muppetspuppet November 20, 2013

British Phobic

British Phobic - To hate a British person aggressively with a passion.

Person 1 : “I fucking hate British people.”
Person 2 : “Lol same we’re so British Phobic.”

by JoOvhz February 14, 2021

British tunnel

Shoving your shit into someone else’s ass.

Bro, last night I gave this girl the British tunnel, shit easy messy

by Asstowrist February 7, 2018

British-arama

Something extremely British. Words or phases stereotypically associated with British culture.

"Their conversation had a British-arama about it"

by Shetlandpony007 April 8, 2017

british slap

When someone (preferably British) takes off their fancy white glove and slaps you with it.

He leaned in and whispered some fowl language in her ear. She quickly pulled away and British slapped him.

by Tellitubby August 15, 2017

british bulldog

stupid game of death played in english schools during break time.

by Bix June 11, 2003