you bring nothing to the table

when you dont bring humour, you dont bring character, you dont bring personality

to the table = to the conversation

usually a joke :)

guy:i had the wildest night it was raging because of me

girl:cool it kid, you bring nothing to the table

you dont bring the condiments the sauce, the salt - you bring nothing

by she1l August 31, 2009

Bringing Da Extra Bullets

To use the Bandolier perk in Call of Duty 4, usually said by an african american male. will also specify his whole kit.

Guy. I got an M4 Carbean with the stoppin' power and im bringing Da Extra Bullets with the steady aim.

by cassidy camarata May 29, 2008

waiter, bring me water!

The exclamation people make when they give up on something difficult and just take the easy route.

Gah, I can't get a better deal on this car, sigh.. waiter, bring me water!

by _________Jonathan_________ July 11, 2008

bring it back down

term used for comedic purposes randomly by placing it in a sentence where another phrase or word should be. derived from the gang vocal part in the song "a badge, a brand" by the band stick to your guns.

person 1: what does that sign over there say?
person 2: it says "caution: wet floor"
person 1: oh, i thought it said BRING IT BACK DOWN!

by xnicholas aaronx November 24, 2008

Don't forget to bring a towel

Also, said as a response to, "I'm gonna go drop the (Cosby) kids off at the pool." as a way to remind someone to make sure there is toilet paper.

Person A: "I'm gonna go drop the Cosby kids off at the pool."
Person B: Have fun, don't forget to bring a towel!

by JARNYC January 24, 2008

bring him/her on screen

to bring on screen is a more polite way to say Facebook or Facebook stalk; a euphemism for online stalking

Me: I met a cute guy/girl at the party last night.
Tom: Bring him/her on screen.

by chchchchanning May 10, 2008

Bringing your own sand to the beach

Taking your girlfriend / boyfriend to a party or social event where there will be plenty of single women / men to mingle with.

Damn, can you believe that Colin is actually bringing his own sand to the beach tonight! Doesn’t he know that Anna's parties are crawling with beautiful single models!!!

by BigCee August 19, 2005