by DrPrepper February 17, 2017
by Rockjock August 20, 2003
There are so many penis boogers in my underwear because I had to please myself because I have morning wood because girls find me unattainable and grotesque. The dried penis boogers are difficult to get out in the wash.
by ferraldi January 12, 2011
by Jimmyz1234 June 13, 2009
Booger brickle is a booger that is sharp, pointy and hard as a rock. Usually when you have booger brickle and someone grabs your nose, it will cut the inside of your nose and start a serious nose bleed.
by btotheb1 August 30, 2012
The congealed, dry snot-like substance that forms as a consequence of rubbing dried or drying jizz off of one's skin. Jizz boogers are most commonly formed during a second round of sex after finishing inside a vagina or rectum. The action of continued thrusting and withdrawing of one's cock inside of such a jizz-filled orifice will cause the jizz to dry and coagulate into boogers around the area of intercourse. Jizz boogers may also occur after letting jizz dry on one's skin and subsequently trying to rub it off. Not to be confused with smegma.
Guy 1: "So we started having sex again after I finished inside her, and after 20 minutes she was all dry and I had jizz boogers all over my cock"
Guy 2: "Dude, thats gross, you should definitely use some lube next time"
Guy 2: "Dude, thats gross, you should definitely use some lube next time"
by Chef the Botchmaster May 05, 2011
Any blob found stuck to your shoe (usualy a piece of electrical tape) after loading out a convention ballroom event or concert.
Matt: "After that loadout I had a ton of Ballroom Boogers stuck to my shoe!!!"
Andrew: "Me to I was glued to the floor and had to leave my shoes stuck there!!"
Andrew: "Me to I was glued to the floor and had to leave my shoes stuck there!!"
by Matthew Walker May 03, 2006