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dirty dirty blueberry

The sexual act where you put a string through the largest blueberries one could find and turn them into anal beads. Proceed to put then through your partners arse for sexual pleasure. You could also dip the blueberries in chilli powder to add a spicier and tangier sensation to your sexual partners arse. This would also allow better taste during the sexual act of rimming. This act is very similar to the act of performing figging.
Mole groaned with pain and pleasure as she performed the dirty dirty blueberry.
by eatdogs4life October 24, 2025
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blueberry

A derogatory term for community support officers in the UK.

The word blueberry makes reference to the brighter blue uniforms that a PCSO would wear compared to constables.
Don't talk to that blueberry, he doesn't have the power to do anything
by tanck0 October 7, 2022
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blueberry bitch

A person who had had the umbilical cord wrapped around their neck when they were born, but is now currently alive and not (or only marginally) brain damaged. Can be used as an insult or as a loving way to tease.
My boyfriend is a blueberry bitch - he almost died when he was born!
by lizard cuddles June 10, 2019
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Maine Blueberry Sniper

When you tea bag someone and fart up their nose and try and pull your balls out their mouth before they bite them
My girl and I were getting freaky when I pulled the ole maine blueberry sniper on her.
by Gator Bator June 19, 2025
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Blueberry bagel

Shove organic blueberries into your partners asshole then have them shit the them into yours keep repeating this until the blueberry turns into smoothie
Logan and I tried out the blueberry bagel now we have a smoothie to enjoy
by aooooooossksjsj September 9, 2025
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Blueberry Muffin Autism

An obscure type of ASD where the person affected by it has a strange, intense interest or preference for things blueberry related (more commonly, blueberry muffins.)
This scene was supposed to go to Devon, but his blueberry muffin autism interrupted it.
by OPPA-RATOR September 8, 2025
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Blueberry Blitz

A sexual move involving 2 males pouring blueberry jam over their bodies and giving each other an anal blitz.
Hey, it's Friday night. You know what that means. Let's bust out the jam and do a Blueberry Blitz
by Kauranax January 15, 2020
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