Blind pig

A bar or dispensary where alcohol is served illegally. A word that was used during Prohibition where people were forbidden to drink alcohol, as it was against the law. People would often go high into the hills and brew Moonshine to give out at bars or on the street to earn money.

Ye heard a new Blind pig opened up yesterday? wanna go buy some good XXX?

by ɯ August 24, 2018

matrimonial blindness

A rare condition that your partner expects you to have. When you become married/in a serious relationship, they expect you to become blind toward everyone but them. In other words, they would rather your eyes linger on no one else's boobs but theirs.

Tom: Whoa! Look at her! I would tear that ass UP!
Sally: Tom! You're supposed to have matrimonial blindness!

by Ana Kruua June 11, 2008

Blind as a bat

Used to say how person can be so non receptive

Dang.... i was as blind as a bat today

Devin, why are you as blind as a bat and cant see that no one likes you

Babyface is as blind as a bat

by Mr. Cluckerz November 17, 2016

blind zombie

when your fucking a girl from behind, spit on her back and when she turns around nut in her eyes making her wave her arms like a zombie trying to find you to kick your ass.

shaquanda was pissed when i gave her the blind zombie

by pope hentai November 30, 2003

banner blindness

When Champion, a small child desperately seeking attention and validation from older, respected people is brushed aside. They seek to curry favour but most often fail miserably. Usually through the making up of outlandish lies. Also known as a chronic bedwetter.

Chedburn: I think I have banner blindness to you Champion
Champion: wtf does that even mean
Chedburn: My brain skips past everything you say heh

by Ali [torn] April 2, 2017

Blind melon

Blind melon- a person that lives life oblivious to social norms. A non-conformist. A free spirit. A blind mind.

There is a house on the corner full of hippies. Those blind melons never cut the grass.

by Less Moreland August 5, 2017

blind houdini

the act of fucking a girl in the ass, spitting on her back to make her think you came, and then turning her around and spooging right in her eye.

i'm not gonna fall for that again, or you'll give me another blind houdini

by Dale the Whale December 16, 2007