On The Behind

A phrase used when you are behind a structure, object, etc.
It is used most often when trying to display your location to friends, family and such.

A) Dude where are you at!?
B) At Mareks house.
A) I don't see you.
B) I'm "on the behind".

by Graphz December 9, 2008

Put it behind my ear

When you’re stressed about something, and then you realize that it’s not worth stressing.

Not even going to stress about my final, I’m gonna put it behind my ear and go to sleep.

by Viqtoria May 23, 2020

Behind the times

Somebody who hasn't moved on since 500 AD.

Clovis is now behind the times as a barbarian. He's so unsophisticated, uncivilized, and behind his time.

by Solid Mantis July 15, 2018

Behind the Meme

this use to be youtuber is the real reason why Normies are killing memes such as do you know the way, big chungus, and etc.

Guy#1 : Bro behind the meme is the best youtuber of all time he talks about meme and shit.

Guy#2: shut the flying fuck up you normie head ass bitch behind the shit is boring basic bitch!

by Fatcocksniffer69 June 16, 2021

Flip your behind

When you go like so angry at someone.

Could also, you know, mean you're totes happy a about something.

Boi 1: dude I'm so flip your behind.
Boi 2: brother, me to.

by flipyourbehindgal2k16 October 1, 2016

Like literally seventeen inch log and soda behind it

When a woman turns on a man but the man has to poop and it's pushing up against his reproductive organs and makes the woman have to poop and then the woman has a spasm

Like literally seventeen inch log and soda behind it
Twords poop pushing up against reproductive organs, and causing spasms of behavior, that can lead to prosecution

by Zachary O'Donnell September 27, 2023

Behind closed doors

a SpongeBob book never meant to be seen by the public in which there’s a lot of penis
(not canon btw)

Hey you wanna read a book?
sure what book
Behind closed doors
….wtf

by omgwhatiswhy July 19, 2023