Balancity

The state of being balanced.

Don't touch that, you don't want to throw off it's balancity.

by MeganLaura August 25, 2008

New Balance

The world's greatest shoe and clothing brand, endorsed by only the most elite athletes

Kawhi Leonard reps New Balance

by Halal Jamal January 4, 2022

baena'ed

When you are married to the housekeeper of a famous movie star who has a child that you think is yours and you find out after 14 years through a TMZ news story that the kid is actually Arnold Schwarzenegger's lovechild.

Rogelio Baena got Baena'ed when he found out from TMZ that his kid was the Governator's.

by 619MattyIce October 10, 2011

balanophagy

The practice of eating acorns.

Oak acorns are a labor-intensive crop, which accounts for the decline in balanophagy today.

by JuliusN May 23, 2014

Baenoculars

Baenoculars (n) bahy-nok-yuh-ler(s)
When one places his hands to his eyes as tunnels to assist him in the search for "Bae" (see Bae)
Can also be used with one hand to make a "baescope" if one had lost a hand in Nam.

"Dude is Eddie with that girl from the smoothie shop across the street?! Yeah man, he saw her using his baenoculars and they've been inseparable since"

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"Yo tee, what are you doing?"
"I just spotted a 10 pointer with my baenoculars."

by evil lemon July 9, 2014

Bajenga

A Kosovichian term who's meaning differs based on the context it is used in. However it generally means alot or excess.

"He beat the bajengas out of him"

by Jihadi_Ginger August 31, 2017

baen

the truest virgo to ever exist....the Original. to be remembered in the stars. a bottom with a small dick.

After finding out his dick was only 2 inches, Charles changed his name to Baen.

by chadlesbian June 30, 2018