Dick bait is like click bait but persuades people to click on it with promises of seeing pictures of Dick Van Dyke, only to be met with the sad, lonely face of Sarah Jessica Parker.
"I just got tricked by some serious dick bait, man."
"Oh, really? Were they long and black or thick and Polynesian?"
"Dude, Dick Van Dyke is white. Show some goddamn respect."
"Oh, really? Were they long and black or thick and Polynesian?"
"Dude, Dick Van Dyke is white. Show some goddamn respect."
by Daxuran March 07, 2017
Anything pertaining to something so attractive or generally awesome, it produces the overwhelming urge to masturbate. Usually on the spot.
"Jesus! Did you see the rack on Jama? Totally beat bait."
"Dude, respect. Your girl is beat bait."
"OMFG! The new Radeon! 1700 shader units? Beat bait."
"Dude, respect. Your girl is beat bait."
"OMFG! The new Radeon! 1700 shader units? Beat bait."
by amdaddict November 20, 2009
When someone creates a status that is very important, but equally vague to force people to generate focus on the status creator.
Status creator: "In the ER!"
Responders: "What's going on?" "Are you ok?" "Call me if you need me!" "Please let us know whats happening?"
Scott like to spend his evening status baiting his friends to add value to his life.
Responders: "What's going on?" "Are you ok?" "Call me if you need me!" "Please let us know whats happening?"
Scott like to spend his evening status baiting his friends to add value to his life.
by Circusbrain July 21, 2014
When you write a show, and you can't excite your audience with nothing but empty promises of a long-dead villain appearing over and over again in every situation you can put him into without saying he's alive or dead. You're trying to keep your audience, but you'll never gonna bring him back, while basically basing your whole show on the fact that he MIGHT be back. It's bad writing and it makes people sad.
"Did you see the new season of Sherlock? Is Jim really alive?"
"Nah, it was a total moriarty baiting the whole time... there's Sherlock's evil sister instead."
"what"
"Nah, it was a total moriarty baiting the whole time... there's Sherlock's evil sister instead."
"what"
by TheAlec January 29, 2017
When using a social media platform in which hashtags sort posts, such as Instagram, a person adds hashtags that are unrelated. Often for the sake of reaching a wider audience.
This in consequence renders the hashtag sorting system useless.
This in consequence renders the hashtag sorting system useless.
by RougeBerry December 13, 2022
Hey, check out Miss Quake Bait over there. Could that bathing suit leave any less to the imagination?
by emjay739 April 21, 2010
by 3z3k1e7 April 16, 2010