assange

1)Extreme betrayal, insult, rape, or dehumanization.
2)Betraying a confidence.
3)Giving away a sensitive secret.

You will pay for this assange with your life!

by beaverfan9 December 2, 2010

Ashing

Act performed by a widow who takes the ashes of her cremated partner, placing them in a phalic shaped urn. She will then use the urn to pleasure herself and then remove the end, pouring the remains of her loved one on/into heself as she climaxes.

"Will you be cremated or burruied?"
"Well hopefully, if the wifes game I'll be ashed..."
"I've never heard of ashing before"
"Look it up on ubandictionay.com"

by uprightuk October 8, 2008

Assenger

A chav that plays his/hers mobile phone music very loudly in a public place.
e.g On the bus, playing stupid, chavvy, chipmunk music.

"OMG i hate assengers, i wish they'd turn their fucking music off"

by Fredasaurus May 16, 2008

Mr. Escamillia's assigments

Bruh bruh bruh these take like 6 hours. I want to die when doing them bruh bruh bruh.

Also, please accept this for the memes?
Pog? Pog.

Mr. Escamillia's assigments are so aids i want to die

by MICABUCKET HYPE October 8, 2020

Assinine

When your canine companion is knotted up nine inches in your rectum.

My wife walked in to catch Fido and I playing a knot so quick game of assinine.

by Mardonia April 8, 2009

Assinface

Sucky, stupid, or boring. Could also be someone's ass in your face.

Person 1: Damn that movie wasn't worth the money!
Person 2: I know! It was totally assinface!

by RangRang August 3, 2008

Assange

To treat yourself to an unauthorised second helping of something previously offered willingly.

Named in honour of Julian Assange.

"What happened to my six pack of beers? I said you could have one, you've Assanged yourself to the rest"

by YerMan September 14, 2012