Open up a can of whoop-ass

What 'The Rock' does.

Rock:I'm gonna open up a can of whoop-ass on you

by anonymous N June 26, 2009

up their own ass

Being excessively proud of oneself. Basically when someone thinks their shit doesn't stink.

That Oprah woman is up their own ass.

by Sploon April 24, 2016

opening up a can of whoop ass

To unleash fury and anger, in the form of whooping ass

When Tom found out his friend Bill was nailing his girl, he solved the issue by opening up a can of whoop ass on Bill.

by EatingTacosRightNow April 13, 2016

National fuck up the person who grabbed ya ass day

August 13 is the day you fuck up the person who grabbed ya ass.

My ass got grabbed 3 times today, tomorrow is the day i’m gonna fuck those 3 people up, “National fuck up the person who grabbed ya ass day“

by R@NDUMDUD3 August 12, 2019

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKING BITCH ASS CUNT

if someone says this its a good signal that they need to calm the fuck down

smart person: i dont like hazbin hotel
youtube commenter: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKING BITCH ASS CUNT
smart person: lol what

by soupmaster 69 May 15, 2020

blow smoke up one's ass

Tobacco Smoke Enema (1750's-1810s)
The tobacco enema was used to infuse tobacco smoke into a patients rectum for various medical purposes, primarily the resuscitation of drowning victims. A rectal tube inserted into the anus was connected to a fumigator and bellows that forced the smoke towards the rectum. The warmth of the smoke was thought to promote respiration, but doubts about the credibility of tobacco enemas led to the popular phrase “Blow smoke up one’s ass.”

I don't trust him, he's just trying to "blow smoke up one's ass".
Oh don't believe him, he's just blowing smoke up your ass!

by Chafu August 18, 2009

shut the fuck up you bitch ass mother fucker

when you unleash your rage on a dickhead because they cant stop singing

shut the fuck up you bitch ass mother fucker

by ur sexual dad March 16, 2022