Androgynous

A trend having to do with cross dressong, men dressing to look female.

The transestite explaned his descision to become androgynous.

by Lil Willi February 22, 2010

r/android

A bunch of autistic faggots who circle jerk over which chinkphone to buy with their next payment of neetbux

Boy those faggots over at r/android sure do love getting CHINKED

by Feelsbadmanrealbad November 15, 2017

android

a disgrace

Android User: wow look i got a samsung galaxy s8 !
iPhone User: never speak to me again

by pglays December 26, 2018

Android

The WORST fucking phone ever. Just a big copy of Apple.

Person 1: I got an android phone yesterday.
Person 2: Androids suck. They’re slow and never last more then a year.

by IReplyToYou November 30, 2019

antroe

a badass boy who like to steal bikes, comes in peace (pes), and rocks on. Sometimes he can pick on people, and remind you that you have coodies.

Antroe stole my bike!

by BBear February 14, 2008

Android

An elitist ideology in which everybody thinks they are superior to the entire human race for being a single decision different from other people who used phones. Much like the N*zis, they torture everyone who believes in a certain other ideology (iOS.) Mostly selfish people who attack you for the slightest opinion that supports Apple devices, comment pro-Android things on anything about money, and call emojis cringe just because they’re too bad on those devices to use them. The remaining 10% are actual decent human beings who don’t avoid acting normal and respect iPhone users, because they’re humans too and not some subhuman thing who jumped out of a lake and started yelling out some gibberish. When you want to bomb the Apple HQ in Cupertino, go on. Only the national security system will prevent you. But if you say “iOS is alright” in a comment section, get ready for 170+ replies that say the same thing - “no lol f you galaxy s10 for life lolololol.”

EmKay/Damien: iPhone for life
Elitist: n00oo000 android better lololol ur stupid

Elitist: tim cook should end up in a car accident and become a quadraplegic because iphones are such big shitbags
Apple users: okay, i’ll still keep my iphone x
Other elitists: WOOOOOOOO!!!!! CONGRATS DUDE YOU’RE THE BEST!!!
Other elitists: lol fucc u apple user android better lolol noob

by Unnamed Guy 448 October 9, 2019

Android

A poor man's iphone.

Today I will be switching over to iPhone for a variety of reasons. Mainly the fact that android while it may offer more customization, the need to customize an android is usually needed to remove bloatware apps, install visual voice mail and spam protection, and otherwise bring an android to the same level of privacy and simplicity as iOS.

by Chasuhfoie October 16, 2022