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Andrew

A fucken hot ass league player that likes to jerk off and cum blast everywhere. Someone who likes to be weird and eat pizza, and also likes to jizz everywhere.
Andrew the hot mother fucker is cumblasting everywhere
by Danster Poo April 28, 2020
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Andrew

A league of legends addicted fuck. Probably Asian. Andrew's shower at most once a week and literally rot in their own must. Can never get girls because of their lack of basic social skills and nasty gaming addiction. Andrews resort to being fucking perverts because no girls want them. Literally, never try to be friends with an Andrew that's so embarrassing for you. Just pathetic.
Andrew: Everyone shut the fuck up while I go game and sexualize women
by skrtskrtm8 September 25, 2020
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Andrew

Some kid thats cool to talk to
him: Hey

Me; Anus

Andrew Be like

Him:Pog
by MrCockAnBalls March 1, 2021
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Andrew

Hardest capper of all time, also goes by the name of Capdrew
Yo why u capping harder than Andrew
by PlzDontMuteMeImSorryBabe February 5, 2020
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Andrew

An Andrew is a guy who is so sweet, kind-hearted, sexy, sexy smile, skinny but not unattractively skinny, has abs and will do anything to make you smile. Andrew will sit in an awkward kind of silence and just stare into your eyes with the CUTEST smirk ever, and make your heart feel so warm and full inside. Andrew is a "bad boy" but at the same time, he's a good boy. Andrew smokes and vapes. But at the same time is on his school's golf team and gets all A's. He is very respectful to his parents and elders and has great relationships with his friends.

Don't ever lose him if you get him... you'll regret it for the rest of your life :(
He would never do anything to hurt you!
I'm in love with Andrew
by someonenamedmolly September 14, 2020
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Andrews are amazing guys. Very loud and energetic in public, these guys are almost always huge teddy bears once you get to know them. I have never not known an Andrew to not love hugs. Andrews can be very random. Sometimes they are very "manly" and love sports, fast cars, etc. Other times, Andrews will love to sit down and just cuddle. Almost every Andrew loves music in one way or another, most likely singing along to their favorite music, or making/playing music in a band or in school. Every Andrew plays an instrument. Andrews can also be very nerdy, and constantly obsessed with comic books, video games, and movies. All Andrews are also incredibly funny and quick-witted. They almost always have a joke or pun waiting to be used, even if its terrible. If you are ever lucky enough to date an Andrew, be prepared. They are very physical, and will almost immediately start with the constant hugging and cuddling. However, Andrews are normally gentlemen, with great manners. Some excellent ideas for a date with an Andrew is simply to stay in. Cuddle up and watch movies. Disney especially. Most Andrews struggle with self-doubt and occasionally depression. Be prepared to listen if they really need to vent. Also, try and give them enough attention, as their self-doubt can make them assume you dont care (which is never the case, hopefully). Overall, Andrews are incredibly kind, caring, funny, adorable guys, and you should consider yourself lucky to know one.
Girl 1: Hey, I heard you and Andrew started dating?

Girl 2: Yeah! He's a huge sweetheart. He's so considerate and funny and porky. He's just perfect!

Girl 1: Good for you! I need an Andrew in my life...
by SaucySomebody October 25, 2019
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Andrewitis

A disease commonly contracted to those who have sex with Andrew.

Side effect include: psychotic behavior, prolonged attachment and booty growth.

May also contract CCD (Cock craving disorder)
Damn girl, do you have andrewitis? Because you're fucking crazy
by Dr.Ahi October 24, 2018
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