NAVAJO ALARM CLOCK

The clockwork that awakens one in the morning after consuming too much beer the night before!

"Look at him, he crashed out on the couch! Wild party!"

"Don't Worry. His Navajo Alarm Clock will wake him up tomorrow."

by Stefonamus December 1, 2009

alarm poach

when a roommate hears your alarm and races to the bathroom to be the first one in the shower.

Yo, I'm totally late cuz B did his alarm poach this morning and stole all the hot water like a bitch.

by 9-milli April 20, 2006

Aldara

Es la más preciosa niña del mundo. Siempre vas a querer estar con ella porque sonríe como una princesa. Si es tu novia lo tienes que querer con todo tu corazón porque si no te va a dejar y vas a llorar mucho. Le gusta chocolate y tarta.

Noa: viste esa niña seems llamar Aldara
Dani :no
Noa: quiero ser amiga con ella.
Dani: puede ser mi novia.?
Noa: siii

by Loveloveloveeee May 17, 2018

allaria

Bad ass bitch Who don’t give a fuck what you got to say about her because she’s knows y’all get mad

Damn Allaria bad asfff!!!

by Allaria March 2, 2019

Alarm Clocking

Waking up sentient beings. Getting folks to STAY WOKE. Making noise, speaking up, & being FREE! Resisting groupthink, doublespeak, foolishness, and BS.

Lupe: Yo, a Bodhisattva just rolled up on me and informed me. I can't go back to sleep.

Yoshi: That's real talk, sister. That Bodhisattva was alarm clocking you. STAY WOKE!

by Woke Up April 25, 2010

Alarm Monkey

A worker that does nothing all day except fix alarm's. A thing that a child could do. A gravy train sort of job.

Security Guard: "The alarm is broken can we phone some monkey to fix it?"

Alarm Monkey: "It's 2am in the morning!"

Security Guard: "We don't care! we found your name under Alarm Monkey, now fix it ...."

by Timmeh609 June 15, 2011

Alarm-psychic

Someone who wakes up just seconds/minutes before their alarm goes off.

I woke up just one minute before my alarm went off this morning. I think I'm alarm-psychic!

by Terry the Tog December 16, 2013