alfie

my favorite person and the best bf to exist and the most perfect human ever

nour is in love with alfie

by anonymous January 19, 2023

Alfie

a guy who runs a memepage to show he is funny but isnt

he is an alfie

by gayygayygayyassassass April 5, 2022

Alfie Adams

The potential love of my life

I am dreaming about Alfie Adams

by qwertmnbvcyuiopxzlkjasdfgh December 3, 2024

Alfy

Alfy is a BIG guy with a MONSTER GYAT and humongous breast

Alfy❤, he is so CUTE 😍💋 and he is a REAL Gyat MONSTER👀🥵🤤!!!

by Homer Uchiha December 4, 2024

Alfie

Most overused uk name, they love interactions with people nearly twice their age, they can sometimes go depressed for no reason at all And cry when being called a neek/wetty neek (we safe tho mush)
Just really annoying in general. If you know an alfie if he drops your group for a tournament in Modern warfare he’s a legit and certified alfie (he has to go negative tho.)

Hi Alfie your a wetty neek wasteman *alfie sobs* “I’m ok.”

“Okay neek.”

by Not a neek November 14, 2020

Alfie Goddard

He is very hot and is way more handsome than kate fr and he is fit and cool and sexy and cool and has big willy

Alfie Goddard has big willy kate is so lucky

by Sexyhotfitalfiefr November 9, 2022

Alfie Haywood Crouch

The zestiest, most nonchalant lightskin in NorthWest London.

Yo bro ts is so Alfie Haywood Crouch

by fthfhbbtf June 8, 2025