The voice in your Amazon devices that is responsible for waking you up an hour late or making accidental purchases because of horrible voice recognition technology.
Example 1:
Me: "Alexa,set an alarm for 6am."
Alexa: *Rings alarm at 7am*
Example 2:
Me:"Alexa,put a Moana DVD in my cart.
Alexa: *$20 goes missing from my credit card and a Moana DVD package arrives at my house*
Me: "Alexa,set an alarm for 6am."
Alexa: *Rings alarm at 7am*
Example 2:
Me:"Alexa,put a Moana DVD in my cart.
Alexa: *$20 goes missing from my credit card and a Moana DVD package arrives at my house*
by Penis_lick_coder April 03, 2018
Alexa’s are most often the “it” girl in any situation. They are the popular girl but never the mean girl this making them the girl that everyone’s loves to hate. She’s not the girl that gets heart broken, she’s the girl a guy breaks someone’s else’s heart to be with. Alexa’s are smart and sexy but also adorable, caring and kind. Model types of looks but hearts of gold. Strong family values and strong personal morals are their strong points as well. In short, Alexa is the girl every guy wants to be with, every girl wants to be like and everyone is jealous of.
I thought we had a great relationship but he broke up with me to be with Alexa.
If only o could date a girl like Alexa. She’s definitely the girl you bring home to your parents.
If only o could date a girl like Alexa. She’s definitely the girl you bring home to your parents.
by snapcracklepop74 November 24, 2021
Alexa is physically beautiful but she is an emotional and psychological vampire who will erode your soul with her increasingly difficult demands. At first it seems like you're the luckiest guy in the world to have her in your life but in the end your friends pity you and you've alienated your family in your never-ending efforts to make Alexa's life easier and you'll be left with no feelings of self worth because you will have given everything to Alexa. When you reflect back on it you realize even the sex was one sided. You gave her orgasms and every muscle, including your tongue, has a charlie horse, and she never even said, "Thank you." In fact, the best thing she ever said to you was, "Awwww you were cute. I almost came. I'm sure you'll do better next time." Then she started texting someone on her phone and you went home with blue balls and a boner that felt unworthy. You only felt the slightest bit of redemption when you saw her on pornchub licking an old man's cum off a toilet seat.
Alexa is hot as F bro, but run as fast as you can in the other direction or she'll destroy your sense of who you were hoping to become.
by Rosemarysbaby666 September 13, 2021
An Alexa is a beautiful person who is always nice and caring and always looks out for others. She is always helpful and comes through whenever. Life may try to pull her down but she always comes out successfull.
by Anonymous farrot July 15, 2019
by peepeepoopoo_ August 02, 2021
by Ur moms gma.com October 21, 2019
Alexa Is An Beautiful , Amazing Girl Who Likes To Help People , She Is Smart , She Would Figure Out Solutions In Situations ,
But She Would Get Joke Like "Hey Alexa , Play _____" She Is Very Good At Stuffs
But She Would Get Joke Like "Hey Alexa , Play _____" She Is Very Good At Stuffs
by AlexaEmily July 29, 2021