Failure to Spot Sarcasm Alert

When someone responds to a sarcastic comment with seriousness and makes a fool of themelves, this is what you tell them.

(Bald midget prostitute walks by)

Dave: Wow, that bird was absolutely smoking! Man I'd bang her.
Tony: What? You're a brain dead moron with no taste in women!
Jim: Umm, Tony... Failure to Spot Sarcasm Alert.

by Sketchead October 24, 2009

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by bhangar131212 January 16, 2018

Horny nigga alert

When the nigga "boy or girl" is super horny and it is cautious all you have to do is call out "HORNY NIGGAS ALERT" and know everyone that is around your area can stay safe from the horny zone

"Oh shit" says the nigga next to a horny nigga "HORNY NIGGA ALERT" says the nigga who wants everyone to be aware.

by Sugary Cookies March 1, 2021

Skirt alert 🚨

Slang. It’s when it’s really windy and women have to hold onto their skirts.

Man: It’s really windy today. Woman: skirt alert 🚨 What’s a skirt alert? When it’s ready windy us women have to hold onto our skirts so they don’t blow away.

by B-rizzle March 14, 2019

peter pan peanutbutter alert

When the shelves at a grocery run out of peter pan peanutbutter.

What do you mean there's a Peter pan peanutbutter alert!!!!!

by tony pinto December 30, 2007

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You thought you could hack this, you bastard?

Chat

3unicorns1boy: hows it going
3leethaxx00r: <script>alert("XSSPOSED")</script>
1unicorn3boys: You thought you could hack me, ye bastard?

by MrSherlockholmes May 31, 2016

Amber Alert on his face

That creepy half-beard a lot of perverts tend to grow. Like Four O'Clock Shadow but overgrown.

Named for the Amber Alert system, used to locate abducted children.

If a man with an Amber Alert on his face ever offers you candy, for the love of God say NO.

by Graphhhhhhhhhhh April 10, 2010