When your friend is being an absolute retard and you say “Uh ohh , Retard Alert” because they are being a fucking retard like what a re
by mister669 June 11, 2020
When someone responds to a sarcastic comment with seriousness and makes a fool of themelves, this is what you tell them.
(Bald midget prostitute walks by)
Dave: Wow, that bird was absolutely smoking! Man I'd bang her.
Tony: What? You're a brain dead moron with no taste in women!
Jim: Umm, Tony... Failure to Spot Sarcasm Alert.
Dave: Wow, that bird was absolutely smoking! Man I'd bang her.
Tony: What? You're a brain dead moron with no taste in women!
Jim: Umm, Tony... Failure to Spot Sarcasm Alert.
by Sketchead October 24, 2009
by bhangar131212 January 16, 2018
When the nigga "boy or girl" is super horny and it is cautious all you have to do is call out "HORNY NIGGAS ALERT" and know everyone that is around your area can stay safe from the horny zone
"Oh shit" says the nigga next to a horny nigga "HORNY NIGGA ALERT" says the nigga who wants everyone to be aware.
by Sugary Cookies March 02, 2021
Man: It’s really windy today. Woman: skirt alert 🚨 What’s a skirt alert? When it’s ready windy us women have to hold onto our skirts so they don’t blow away.
by B-rizzle March 15, 2019
by tony pinto December 03, 2007
Chat
3unicorns1boy: hows it going
3leethaxx00r: <script>alert("XSSPOSED")</script>
1unicorn3boys: You thought you could hack me, ye bastard?
3unicorns1boy: hows it going
3leethaxx00r: <script>alert("XSSPOSED")</script>
1unicorn3boys: You thought you could hack me, ye bastard?
by MrSherlockholmes May 31, 2016