Alpha-Munchies

Munchies obtained from high quality restaurants. See Beta-Munchies and Gamma-Munchies.

When I got high I decided to spoil myself with Alpha-Munchies. So I went to an Indian Restaurant and spent $20 on myself.

by Stoner Chemist April 26, 2017

alpha goober

A person who wears socks to bed, also has the bigger cock.

Man Adam is such a god damn alpha goober...

by AlphaGooberAdam November 24, 2017

alpha period

A superior period that makes everyone other women sync to it

Mary: Have you gotten your. Period

Jane: No it synced with Nancy she has the Alpha period

by BeyoncèDG May 1, 2016

Alpha Breast

the girl with the biggest tits at any event

With Kristins massive D size breasts she was easily the alpha breast at the party

by 22400michael March 9, 2011

Alpha Quitter

A person who deletes their membership to any form of social network while the network is in it's prime.

Max rescinded his facebook. What an Alpha Quitter. Ha- More like an Alpha Loser.

by Robespierre17000 July 25, 2011

Alpha blokes

A bloke who loves sinking piss, talking bulk shit and may or may not have a silicon copy of his and his best mates penis back to back offset on his bed side table. An Alpha Bloke can maintain a constant stream of shit from the oral cavity from 50 min to 150min and can power half of the east coast with a flurry of ‘power burpies’s’.

The defining factor of an Alpha Bloke is being able to delete head noise by making all of their mates laugh while being a high caliber good cunt.

Stay out of your self!!

Yeah mate, takes a proper good cunt to be an Alpha blokes cunt

by anonymous May 4, 2023

Top Alpha

Top Alpha is the most W community run by IsaacDegen, jpegzack, and FonnieRieg. The alpha callers make the best degen plays and SHINEKISS and 0xBimbo have gotten me rich off of JPEGs.

Me: Are you in Top Alpha?
NGMI friend: Nah
Me: I invited you like 10 times before invites closed
NGMI friend: Sadge, I’m NGMI

by GAYCHUNGUS August 12, 2022