awesome-sauce

High probability this is the most lame brained, dipshitty word ever invented; likely created by some sniveling little turd who whines if s/he has to step foot outside or get off their goddamn i-pad for two whole minutes. Anyone that's a big enough nosebleed to actually use this word should be straight jacketed, put in a damp, dark cellar, & be left alone with their thoughts until they see the egregious error of their ways.

Tween bobby soxer #1: omggg!! The bedazzling job I did on my new denims is MAJOR awesome-sauce!! Jealous much?!"
Tween bobby soxer #2: STFU u irritating little runt, or I'll dust your crops for you! Jesus - did your mom have any kids that lived??!"

by wavyg July 17, 2014

Awesomesque

An compliment, saying that something is the very essence of awesome.

Wow, Tom, that new tux is awesomesque.

by Awesomesque October 16, 2005

Awesomeality

a derivative of the word awesome. Meaning: the rate of something or someone's awesomeness. Can be used to describe the awesomeness of something as well as a comparative term between two or more awesome things.

The awesomeality of a mud wrestling chick fight does not even compare to that of naked pillow fights.

That was a ten on the awesomeality scale.

by Amy Vukelich May 26, 2008

Awesome-er

More awesome than awesome.

Invented by Alicia Michelle Avila

I'm Awesome-er than everybody else.

by akextendedmagz July 21, 2011

Titian awesome

The state of being titanically awesome. Titian is used as a supreme state of mastery for mental and physical thoughts. Also can be used for someone extremely beautiful and special. When joined with awesome it becomes almost a supreme being because of being titian and awesome at the same time.

Wow that woman is "Titian Awesome", she cant be be beat in all humor, beauty, and her big brain.

by The stoutness July 18, 2010

Awesome Blossom

The curvature of a woman's breasts as they "blossom" out from a low cut shirt.

Low cut shirt + push up bra = Awesome Blossom
Low cut shirt + bustiere = Awesome Blossom
Low cut shirt + huge breasts = Awesome Blossom

Man, did you see the Awesome Blossoms on Jeniffer Love Hewitt and Pamela Anderson at Elton John's 2006 Oscar Party?

Paris Hilton ain't got no Awesome Blossom.

by Kevin & Dave July 16, 2008

Awesome Meter

An "Awesome Meter" is a loose term used to describe whether or not a noun (person, place, or thing) is considered "awesome" or not. The Awesome Meter cannot be lied too; for the Awesome Meter knows all awesome-ness and sees all awesome-ness. Keep in mind that when using the word "awesome," you are comparing something to be so impressive, so jaw dropping, so amazing that the only word to describe it is... awesome! Something that lacks an "awesome" quality is obviously very low on the Awesome Meter. Something that is exceeding of an "awesome" quality is there by very high on the Awesome Meter. Such is the incredible power that the Awesome Meter harnesses.

"I would say that guy's Jonas' Brother's t-shirt is very low on the Awesome Meter."
"Holy crap! That movie had to be at least a 9/10 on the awesome meter!"

by Crux1989 November 4, 2008