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Assasinassed

To have any area of your ass violated at anytime without your knowledge. Usually in reference to a pre-meditated attack on the ass, with the victim completely unaware of the violation.
My dad went to his annual work Christmas party last night and got so drunk that he passed out in the store room. He woke up hours later only to realise he had been assasinassed whilst unconscious.
by Basil Bastardson December 12, 2006
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awssassin

When you're an assassin but you're cute as fuck
Person 1: look at the kitty in the ninja costume!
Person 2: dude that's not a costume that's an awssassin
Person 1: what do you mean it's so cu- *dying noises
Person 2: told yo- more *dying noises
Awssassin: mew
by 666_blackcatz June 25, 2015
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abe lincoln assassination

Perform the abe lincoln on your passed out girlfriend while she's on her period...then take out her tampon and fling it at her like your john walks booth
After shitting on his womans head to finish er abe lincoln...mike took aim with her dirty tampon for an attempted abe lincoln assassination
by jaymboct September 26, 2009
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Assassinator

Not an ordinary assassin, they are man or a woman (Imagine a terminator) paid to clean up the human trash. Human trash meaning those who we all hate, AKA assholes. Assassinators will not go down so easily, they are unstoppable and will terminate those bastards you hates.
Friend 1: "Hey Fred, I just hired an Assassinator just to kill you"
Fred: "Haha, it better not be like last time, like when the assassin failed to kill me"
Friend 2: "Fred don't worry about it. Assassinators never fail"
Friend 1: "They're UNSTOPPABLE"
by Gwei Lun October 4, 2009
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Assasinate

a sexual reference.
when a man's friend is hiding in the closet maturbating while he's having sex. when the friend is about to come he runs out of the closet and shoots his load on the girl.
Assasinate: My boy Ben assinated Keri last night.
by brittaney May 5, 2007
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JFK Assassination

Sex move involving a finish with a Cum shot to the head
My girl got pissed when I gave her a JFK Assassination last night.
by The Slinger November 12, 2016
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Lyrical Assasinz Crew

Fuckin Dope Ass Rap Crew..
www.soundclick.com/lyricalassasinzcrew
Fukkin NICEEEEEE
2-pac,Right Hemisphere,illwayz,PHAZE
by Some DUde February 17, 2005
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