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Neon Afro Horse

A one legged horse, that lives in the Amazon Rain Forest. It dwells in caves below the moist ground of the rainforest feeding on mostly roots and worms. The Neon Afro Horse is believed to be a myth but sightings and photographs of it when it emerges in the spring prove the myth to be a reality. The blood of the Neon Afro Horse is neon colored. If the blood is harvested from the horse it can provide everlasting life. The only way to kill the Neon Afro Horse is to shave off its Afro. Once its Afro is shaven it looses its Neon Blood and falls helplessly to the ground. The population of the Neon Afro Horse is abundant but recent numbers have declined do to poaching.
A one legged horse with an Afro (mostly brown though albinos do exist) instead of hooves it has toes. The blood of the horse is neon, which is the equivalent of drinking from the fountain of youth or holy grail.

Neon Afro Horse!
by Jbobfern December 28, 2009
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mac and cheese afro

I buried my face in that mac and cheese afro and all I could taste was fish.
by Not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005
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Jean Afro

The patch of hair that shows over the top of your low-low rise jeans.
Man, his/her pants were so low you could see their jean afro.
by youngspng August 2, 2011
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pool rack with afro hair

another nyc radio goody...when a girl's most intimate of areas is so hairy that it looks like a pool rack pushed down over an afro when viewed from above...
Bitch so hairy her snatch looks like a pool rack with afro hair
by Tony Montana April 24, 2004
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mac and cheese afro

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by pipes February 5, 2005
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Southern Afro

A large bush in the pubic region of the body.
Sheda needs to go and get waxed, her Southern Afro is huge.
by Rattakus August 6, 2010
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Shotgun afro

An afro hairstyle with a huge gaping hole cut on one side.
Look at that dude, he's got a shotgun afro.
by 'tIsJeBoy January 3, 2011
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