1. a tight blowjob or a series of tight blowjobs with a lot of saliva and swag
2. the dankest blowjob you'll ever get
3. only dudes with swagger (i.e. The Parachute Boyz) get this kinda treatment
2. the dankest blowjob you'll ever get
3. only dudes with swagger (i.e. The Parachute Boyz) get this kinda treatment
by jonasty sexuale December 09, 2010
A "Wet Randy" is the when a friend drunkenly passes out on on of his or her friend's couch after a long night of drinking and SOFT SERVE shits him/herself while they are sleeping on the couch. Now, I cannot stress enough the importance of the SOFT SERVE aspect of the poop - At the very least the consistency Of the poop must be similar to that of a Dairy Queen swirl cone but preferably have the consistency of a soup poop. If you happen to crap yourself and the turd is just a general dense loaf (You know, the kind where you don't even need to wipe afterward) then you have NOT "Wet-Randyed" your friend's couch but rather you have simply crapped yourself, so go get some TP and better luck next time.
by Ralph Earl Lindley IV of Wales July 29, 2010
Wet Stank is an up incoming rapper from the 815. He has yet to release his debut single, but the hype surrounding him is amazing. The cover art for his single has been revealed and the title of it is, "Wet Stank Wonder." Everyone is trying to peer pressure Wet Stank into releasing his single, but he has very big plans for his debut. By the time you are reading this the single may already be out and will definitely be on YouTube if it is. Wet Stank is definitely going to make a huge impact on the 815 rap scene.
Have you heard the new Wet Stank song?
Wait, what? He finally dropped the song? I have to listen to it right now.
Wait, what? He finally dropped the song? I have to listen to it right now.
by lilcj69 January 15, 2021
by BigSandy September 11, 2013
by Ball bag January 15, 2017
The gonads of a man who has recently had intercourse and who’s nuts are still freshly brined in the glorious pussy juice of a consenting female
by Uncle Matt July 08, 2018
The act in which an individual or small collective congregate to partake in the eloquent art of vaping.
Vapist 1: "Do you want to go get some fresh air?"
Vapist 2: "Yeah bro I'd love to go wet the lungs right now"
*Vapist 1 and 2 clutch hands and walk into the sunset with clouds flowing from their silhouettes*
Vapist 2: "Yeah bro I'd love to go wet the lungs right now"
*Vapist 1 and 2 clutch hands and walk into the sunset with clouds flowing from their silhouettes*
by The Wicked 10 November 21, 2018