by DeadDick127 February 1, 2021
Get the Pinch of saltmug. A maneuver employed during urination when one realizes, in midstream, that a bowel movement is also needed. The first pinch of the penis cuts off the flow while the pants are unbuckled and dropped to the floor. The second, or the “handoff” pinch occurs after reaching inside the briefs with the opposite hand to continue the pinch, so the briefs can be lowered without incident and a commode employed without delay.
Todd: “Damn!”
Paul (pissing at the adjacent urinal): “What’s the matter?
Todd: “I gotta take a shit right now!”
Paul: Do a Double Pinch. The stall’s empty behind us!”
Paul (pissing at the adjacent urinal): “What’s the matter?
Todd: “I gotta take a shit right now!”
Paul: Do a Double Pinch. The stall’s empty behind us!”
by OneStarGator November 6, 2017
Get the Double Pinchmug. The brutal act of an overnight stand where one partner is grossed out after waking up the next morning to seeing they slept with a very ugly person. They retaliate by pinching the cock very hard; hence the recipient being pork-pinched.
Frank: I'd go out to hunt for a one-night stand, but I'm always the victim of getting pork-pinched the very next morning.
Martin: sort of like you did to me when we first met?
Frank: let me see your wenis again, so that I can pinch that bastard as hard as possible.
Martin: sort of like you did to me when we first met?
Frank: let me see your wenis again, so that I can pinch that bastard as hard as possible.
by Pistolpois August 15, 2017
Get the Pork-pinchedmug. by Sezabug September 19, 2018
Get the Wasabi Pinchmug. taco pinch·ed , taco pinch·ing - Girl hating on girl. A jealous female who interferes and deters sexual advances towards another female. Usual behavior found in most undesirable and vindictive females.
by Jade G August 2, 2007
Get the Taco Pinchmug. When you're wiping your anus after pooping and you don't want to get the poop on your balls, you pinch the toilet paper together to get the last bit of poop.
by Ian[FL] November 11, 2006
Get the Charlestown Pinchmug. This is the act of consuming pennies and later shitting them out. One who performs this act is a penny pincher.
As I swallowed the handful of pennies, all I could think of is how badly I'd be penny pinching the next day.
by bLiTcH January 9, 2008
Get the penny pinchingmug.