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Wang Merchant

Someone who thinks they get loads of attention from men and flaunts it in others faces. But they don't.
"Charlotte's a proper wang merchant."
by I'mNotAWangMerchant August 18, 2016
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Merchant

Used to describe someone that does something repeatedly, or Relies on it
Jacob is a Time Trial Merchant
by ibalsmamicdog July 27, 2023
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Resident Merchant

A Venetian* resident merchant is one who is often found in all walks of life, but majorly in areas of potential power, and is one who uses his knowledge to keep non-merchants in a stasis of unproductive activity.
Often, he tries to prevent unpopular truths from being known so that only merchants may gain and maintain power.
"I was talking about making money at my job and resident merchant told me that making money was useless and that I should volunteer for transsexuals instead"
"There's always a resident merchant lurking. I told you to beware.."
by dirgistan May 14, 2015
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Free kick merchant

Refers to an AFL player (typically a forward) who plays for free kicks to kick easy goals from set shots. The Australian rules football equivalent of a penalty merchant.
"Oh wow, did you see Charlie Curnow kick 6 goals on the weekend?"

"Yep, he doesn't deserve them, he's a free kick merchant"
by Alexedc3 April 28, 2024
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Set 1 merchant

Someone who’s in set one in everything and are usually a massive fucking GIMP
Shut up mate you set 1 merchant
by Beau_the_smeg February 13, 2025
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Merchant

"That merchant guy is strange"
by idekwhoiamanymore12 November 26, 2022
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Power mad misery merchant

Someone who's happy when you're miserable and who survives by peddling you news or junk that makes you even more miserable and depressed
look no further that a predatory capitalist to be a power mad misery merchant
by Sexydimma October 4, 2024
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