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corpse cuddling

A derogatory expression for the cynical act on the part of a politician of visiting the relatives of a recently deceased person in order to express his or her sympathy.

Corpse cuddling is meaningless unless there is a full media continent present to record the visit as a photo and soundbite opportunity that will be broadcast on the evening news.

Ideally the deceased is either a "typical" member of the community or someone in the emergency services e.g. a paramedic who died in unusual circumstances. The objective of corpse cuddling is to win public support for the politician by portraying this person as someone having deep human empathy and who is "in touch" with "ordinary" citizens.

Also known as shroud waving.
In a blatant act of corpse cuddling, embattled Senator Aegis visited the widow and children of Thomas Brown who recently lost his life when the power company mistakenly cut the electricity powering his life support system.
by Trowzerkoff September 9, 2011
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kuala cuddle

The process by which two people cuddle but one partner completely wraps their arms and legs around the other
Yeah she wanted to kuala cuddle when I got in bed
by KualaKingAtBirth March 10, 2016
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sexy cuddle

This is an act where you penetrate your partner and instead of continuing to have sex you sit there and enjoy one another’s time or just hang out.
“Hey babe wanna go watch a movie and sexy cuddle?”
by Longjonsmoses April 26, 2021
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man-cuddle

When two guys cuddle with one another. Sometimes this happens when you have to share a bed with another guy or guys. Often used sarcastically among straight guys who pretend to be gay, for laughs.
Friend: "Dude, you wanna crash on the couch?"

Me: "Only if we can man-cuddle..."

Friend: "Dude! No!"

Me: laughs
by Raditude September 22, 2013
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cuddle burrito

Same as burritoing, just with your significant other.
"Wanna come over and be my cuddle burrito?"
by GingersGoneWild2k17 January 26, 2017
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metal cuddling

Two significant metalheads take form of a warm embrace whilst listen to technical death metal.
Jacob and Lauren were jammin like usual, but decided to try metal cuddling, so they played Necrophagist until they're everlasting slumbers elude them.
by Metal_Waffles January 19, 2014
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Mouth Cuddle

A polite, comedic term for oral sex. Can be said in public and around children. Also great when asking a new fuck buddy if they perform blow jobs.
Jack: Hey baby, any chance of a mouth cuddle?

Jill: LOL! Of course babe!
by Joogerman February 14, 2012
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