Weed

Vine says it all.

Chris! Is that a weed?
No, this is a cray-
I'm calling the police!
911 what's your emergency?
*X-Files music*

by Antisepticeye May 7, 2018

Weed

A name for a skinny, scrawny little boy who is shy and scared of everything.

"Hey Zack, Bill just tried to open a ketchup packet and spilled it all over himself!"
"What a weed."

by NBear March 27, 2016

Weeded

When someone is really high but not that high but kinda really high and does dumb stuff.

Hey dude, your really weeded.

by yakkkk_smartone January 30, 2019

Weed

weed is one of the most beautiful things ever. It helps you sleep makes you happy cures your anxiety and just helps you in general. And that is weed

Kid 1: Hey wanna smoke some weed?
Kid 2: No! It’ll kill you!
Kid 1:No it doesn’t it helps you in all type of ways

Kid 2: Well if it helps you...let’s smoke some weed!

by i’m.swag March 18, 2021

Weed

Something to do when there's nothing to do.
Not physically addicting, but can be mentally in some cases.

Gods gift to the world (100% organic)

Aka <pot> <dank><marijuana><loudo><bud><nug><tree><chronic><herb><reefer><maryjane>

John: *enters blakes house*

yo damn bro that shit <loud>
Blake: ah ya already kno I've been smokin on that good <kush>

Blake: u bringing <weed>
John: bro I just <copped> an <eigth>

by snorat June 8, 2016

Weed

It's an awesome gift to all the drugies out there lol,, Gods gift.

wow whats this bro

-its weed lol

by Rainbow_nighas101 June 11, 2018

Weed

A plant that ends your boredom

I’m gonna smoke weed with my friends today

by Guw0p July 2, 2019