A true douchebag and by far the worst goalie in hockey history. Notorious for his awful body odor and his fat and ridiculous sister.
by The Messenjah January 10, 2005
by Ereck Flowers June 24, 2016
Elizabeth reed is the lankyest Lankable lankpost liz of the all she is the tallest and scariest lankpost their is you see her one streets everday and she says that leo is fat
Elizabeth reed his a lank
by End proppy June 05, 2022
Super short, really gay when he plays volleyball, but the shmexiest man alive. Reed is scared of women, they absolutely terrify him, and has the most gyatt-tastic mother alive. He is a super sigma basketball player, never lost a game in his life. Finally, he has the most beautiful earlobes in existence.
“Wow, look at that cool guy over there. He must be a Reed Bassler”
“Man I hate that guy playing volleyball over there, he always does a little set instead of a spike when I go up for a block. Stupid Reed Bassler.”
“Man I hate that guy playing volleyball over there, he always does a little set instead of a spike when I go up for a block. Stupid Reed Bassler.”
by BrennanNotDeaver December 21, 2023
“Yo have you seen Mighty Ducks?!”
“Yes bro!!”
“Who’s your favorite character?”
“Fulton Reed, the all star, best character, cutest guy, sweetest person ever, best slap shot, best player, enforcer, best movie character ever guy!”
“Yes bro!!”
“Who’s your favorite character?”
“Fulton Reed, the all star, best character, cutest guy, sweetest person ever, best slap shot, best player, enforcer, best movie character ever guy!”
by stwoo May 18, 2021
by Cale’s Girl February 06, 2019
Giant peice of poo.never been more disgusted in my life to look a someone.he is so fat it takes him a year to spin 360 degrees his flab’s are bigger than him. As we’re talking he is eating honey but Cheerios and drinking Red Bull he is so incredibly fat
Invite from reed in a seed
by Professor not November 17, 2018