Neil is a very smart, rich boy who is very funny. He is very rich and will donate lots to charity. Neil can always make you laugh no matter what mood you are in.
by davidmichaels September 6, 2019

by Oojiflip June 15, 2022

"Neiled" is slang for being scammed. It refers to an online record vendor that tricks customers into paying for out-of-stock merch and then never issues a refund.
"You get that new record you ordered from horizonsmusic.co.uk?"
"Nah, mate, I got neiled. Asked for a refund and then they ghosted me. Now I'm out 140 bucks."
"Harry! How are you? Did you ever get a refund for that order you cancelled on horizonsmusic.co.uk?"
"Hell no, bruv. Bastards neiled me."
"Nah, mate, I got neiled. Asked for a refund and then they ghosted me. Now I'm out 140 bucks."
"Harry! How are you? Did you ever get a refund for that order you cancelled on horizonsmusic.co.uk?"
"Hell no, bruv. Bastards neiled me."
by VicGot March 22, 2022

An Infectious agent that may cause an acute diarrheal illness caused by infection of the intestine with Neil cholerae bacteria.
The first ever recorded victim of this type of Infectious agent is Neil Ballaba, in which he ingested fecal matter which then caused a fecal-oral transmission which led to the spread of Neil Cholerae.
The first ever recorded victim of this type of Infectious agent is Neil Ballaba, in which he ingested fecal matter which then caused a fecal-oral transmission which led to the spread of Neil Cholerae.
"Neil cholerae causes seasonal outbreaks of cholera of epidemic proportions in developing countries with high mortality rates."
by Alveltola July 25, 2023

Neils are always the smartasses. No matter what they will always have a remark or something to say, especially to their friends. They are lowkey cunts but will defend their friends and family but will disagree and act like they dont care. Neils are nerds who are book smart but lack common sense. They are very private and tend to ignore their own feelings but would help others. Neils are quite the moody ones but nonetheless always make others laugh.
by jorrrrddaaannnnn February 28, 2021

Nothing but a placeholder for a CEO chair. Defined after the current Youtube CEO who does nothing for his site/company, only sits there as a replacement for Susan Wojcicki who passed away after losing battle with cancer (iirc).
Neil Mohan & Parag Agrawal are just placeholders for CEO chairs, they do nothing for their services, only to wait for someone buying them to ruin.
by Shiine-1 March 8, 2025
