Monster Teflon

A “large” clean bowel movement which requires no wiping or clean-up job later, see Teflon

Example:
- “Why are you looking so pleased with yourself?”
- “Dropped a Monster Teflon mate, ripped the hole big time”

by The Spike February 21, 2007

monster mash

When a collection of monsters have a party and spend the evening dancing with no regard for others

oh my god Nigel, the monsters next door are having a monster mash again they will keep us up all night again.
Can you go around and have a word with the chief monster 'Paul' and ask him not to make them strange ape noises again

by Neil O'Malley July 12, 2006

Nuzzle Monster

A girl that nuzzles, frequently with an upward motion of the head. Nuzzle monsters are cute, accelerate time, and make the very best girlfriends.

Ashlee is so cool and loves to cuddle, she's such a nuzzle monster!

by mikefw9 April 29, 2011

Fudge monster

A really big turd,so big that it fills the entire toilet.

Woww dude that fudge monster is fucking huge!!!!!

by Pseudonymoustrous July 24, 2012

jager monster

when you get way drunk and make major mistakes from drinking jagermeister.

Dude the Jager Monster got me last night. Or come help me kill this Jager Monster in my Freezer.

by Sun Raindrop March 5, 2010

Monster boots

A pair of ass-kicking boots, normally combat boots or platforms, Demonia makes a lot of bad ass ones.

Holy shit did you see her monster boots, she could totally kick your ass!

by Jade Lilli December 22, 2009

Bitch Monster

1) A annoying, self-cautious girl that turns her self-hatred into a tool to cut everyone else down to make her feel like a real person. This person turns into a bitch monster when she walks down a street with flip flops on and comes in contact with green radiation slime that gets flung up into their hair by their flip flops. Most likely didn’t see the green slime because they hold their chins high to hide the fact that they have a double chin.
2) Jenny.

There goes that bitch monster, lets walk the other way so she doesn't eat us alive with her bitchness.

by Atmosphere1 April 27, 2009