A little dude who looks like a hobbit and a sasquatch’s loves child. His eyes scream that he will kill and will have no regret. If you see a jasper you better watch out.
Jasper beat the shit out of me yesterday
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by niko_nova November 20, 2021
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A tourist in Jasper recently smeared honey on her child in a mis-guided attempt to attract bears.
From out of Canada?
They’re awaiting the DNA results. Kind of messy.
From out of Canada?
They’re awaiting the DNA results. Kind of messy.
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