Mechanical failure

A persistent erection that you have no control over, usually lasting over a few hours

Person 1: Man im so tired, I didn't get any sleep last night because I was in so much pain. I had mechanical failure.
Person 2: That sucks man, maybe you should go see a doctor

by mtfort February 22, 2018

Failure to make a concerted effort to keep me alive

You are REALLY struggling with that one, huh?

Hym "Failure to make a concerted effort to keep me alive. Me dying isn't going to save your. You haven't made a concerted effort to keep me alive and the bodily harm clause allows for ACCIDENTAL death (upto and including getting hit by a drunk driver). Now, it doesn't say anything about ME keep MYSELF alive. It says YOU have to make a concerted effort to keep ME alive. You motherfuckers really struggle with the YOU vs ME distinction don't you? So, killing me, letting me die, denying me care. None of that is going to stop anything. OK? You get it. MY thing IS going to work. YOUR thing is not. You don't do what I do. Me. You. Get it? OK."

by Hym Iam August 27, 2025

girl failure

You probably

Friend 1: What’s a girl failure?
Friend 2: Look in a mirror

by ShaySage April 26, 2024

Failure

its Communism

Communism is the very definition of failure

by Niggerhunter42069 October 4, 2019

failure

when you dont make your asian dad proud

your a failure you know that

by asian dad21 February 23, 2025

failure

misspelling a word so badly that there are no spelling suggestions

person 1: mispelibg

person 2: what?
person 1: fjck
person 2: you’re a failure

by JuloAnhedonia November 2, 2021

Failure

When your best isn’t good enough and or you think you’re less than everyone else. There for you’re a failure :)

Oi! You’re never gonna amount to shit! You’re a fuckin failure

by Psn: Rskizz- May 8, 2019