Derek Harper

A kind, sensitive, funny, and loving person. Loved reading captain underpants in elementary and showed me a song called "the muffin song" on a bench in my school. He also owns a yellow bearded dragon (unless it died I'm not sure). Also Someone I have missed since middle school. He got expelled and I didn't get to say good-bye. If he ever see's this I'm sure you know who I am and I hope life is treating you well.

"Who do you like"
Someone in our class...
"Is it ______?"
No.....
"........"
"Is it me?"
Yes
"I like you too"
-Derek Harper and Me on the circular bench that had a tree in the center-

by KumoriMoon May 25, 2020

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Derek's Law

The side that a person votes always lose. No matter what happens.

Ben: hey man, I voted for TL in csgo
Derek: Hey, me too! I voted for TL
Ben: Fuck you man. You have fucking Derek's Law
(TL loses and Ben cries)

by phenomenicphobia June 17, 2015

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Derek Lucks

The main villain of websesies Meta Runner. A true capitalist cunt who cares mostly about the dollars over human lives.

Derek Lucks really is a money loving bastard.

by DerekLucks December 25, 2020

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Derek Roberds

A sexy stud! That’s in love with a girl named Lace! Very kind hearted an sweet. Give you the shirt off his back kinda guy.

Any girl would be lucky to have a Derek Roberds

by BigD89 October 5, 2021

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fecal derek

A disparaging term for a male homosexual or one who practices anal sex from the “pitching” aspect.

"Hey Bob, look at those two fecal derek's over there!"

by gogetthebutter April 23, 2009

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sweet dereks

An exclamation made when surprised, in awe, excited, etc.

Person eating something that is amazingly delicious: "Sweet Dereks, this shit is delicious!"

*wearing strange, ridiculously unwearable clothes with friends*
"Sweet Dereks... We look FABULOUS!"

by 24/7 Troller November 13, 2013

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