blocker middle school

A place that takes your personality and everyone is going through puberty (yikes).And let’s not start that everybody wants to be grown in that place.
Person 1:Do you go to Blocker Middle School
Person 2:yes
Person1:I’m sorry
by Don’t@meboiii November 07, 2018
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YouTube Ad-Blockers

This is the most useful extension for watching a YouTube video seamlessly without getting interrupted by Google's petty ads (Why does big companies ruin everything single innocent thing anyway?)

Basically, it just blocks every single ad that tries to bother you and keep you away from watching your video. This includes ads that are inappropriate and not safe for children. It seems so necessarily, and the good thing is, most of them are free! Yay! No ads! Literally a haven for us, right?

Not for long. YouTube used to be the best and only video site I relied on for years, but now it's a goddang mess in this 2020s decade. It's a pile of kaka that smells like greed. You know why?

IN AROUND 2023, THEY LITERALLY JUST BUILT A SYSTEM THAT ABSOLUTELY ERADICATES EVERY SINGLE AD-BLOCKER, DISPLAY A BLACK SCREEN SO THAT THE BEAUTIFUL VIDEO YOU'RE WATCHING CAN'T PLAY, AND SHOWS YOU THE TEXT:
‘Ad-blockers violate YouTube's Terms of Service

Like dude, who the hell would read ToSes? I mean, good for you if you had the time and balls to read them, but this is inhumane to sane people. There are millions of people using YouTube, and the majority can't waste their time having to buy premium for just the sake of ‘removing ads’. There are thousands of poor people, you know?

A literal dumb move that Google pulled-off out of their scummy arses. YouTube was good before, and now they're making it dystopic and unpleasant and immoral, and… yeah.

I hope the world will be better soon :`)
Person from 2022: Oh god, these YouTube Ad-Blockers are saving me a ton of time to not watch these annoying ads that come out of my (f-word)-ing screen! Enabling extensions like this make me feel like I'm in heaven! Betchya YouTube couldn't do anything about it >:D

Person from 2024: Erm, actually, you can't use them anymore, since YouTube (or Google actually) heard about this situation and just straight up built a system that blocks every ad-blocker and notifies you with a black screen telling you that you ‘violated’ their ToS and that YouTube Ads actually ‘benefit’ those you watch and create the wonders of art.

Person from 2022: For realsies? I am gonna experience this in 2 years?

Person from 2024: Yeah, sorry, bro. The world got way worse after COVID, at least in terms of technology, but even then we still have global warming. This planet sucks, and it's our fault.

Person from 2022: True, and to you, Google, insults Google in the most unfriendly manner. I WILL BLOCK YOUR HEART ARTIERIES, IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT, GOOGLE??? (F-WORD) YOU CAPITALISM, AND GREEDY BIG COMPANIES! Drops f-bomb and shows their middle finger

Person from 2024: Uh… you consider that if Google hears about this, and about free speech, um…

Person from 2022: Friendly goodbye, then goes outside and touches grass
by Wallflower_Blushed_68 October 20, 2024
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Bum Blockers

Any item or device used to remove the less-savory elements of routine urban life, such as crazy homeless people and garbage, from one's sensory perception.

Common examples are headphones for blocking sound and darker sunglasses for blocking visuals.
Person 1: "Did you hear that tweaker flipping out on the subway on the way here? God this city is such a shithole!"

Person 2: "Nah, I had my bum blockers in. All I heard the whole ride was my music."
by MarpatAnon May 16, 2017
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High blocker

One who ruins your high after you’ve smoked a fat bowl.
When someone ruins your good time they are a “high blocker
by Danny2879 October 22, 2022
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hormone blockers

Hormone blockers, also known in some contexts as puberty blockers, are used by transsexuals to block various sex hormones. For instance spironolactone, a diuretic, is often prescribed to male-to-female transgender persons to block androgens or male hormones.
A hormone replacement therapy (HRT) regimen usually consists of at least two prescription drugs: hormone blockers to block the original hormones, plus a new, replacement hormone in the desired gender. For instance, an M2F transgender patient may be given spironolactone to block male hormones (androgens, testosterone) plus a female hormone such as estrogen (Premarin, a drug made from pregnant mares' urine, for example).

Once the original genitals (testicles or ovaries) are removed, the blocker is discontinued, leaving just the hormone replacement.
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blocker bug

when you've run out of excuses for delays
We are running into a blocker bug at the last minute
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East Blocker

East Blocker: A person originating ethnically from the former U.S.S.R soviet satellite countries in Eastern Europe.
These damn "East Blockers" are shady ASF. Rude ass "East Blockers".
by Phuket Richie March 01, 2025
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