by k187c August 16, 2019

Slang term for a woman, the difference is we both have mouths and arses but men have one piss hole and women have a piss hole and fuck hole, 2 holes.
Bloody Gary keeps adding this 2 hole. Time to fuck him off
My old 2 hole is trying to take my kids off me, what should I do lads?
How good is this 2 hole!
Any of you dad fuckers got a mad 2 hole to sink tinnies with?
My old 2 hole is trying to take my kids off me, what should I do lads?
How good is this 2 hole!
Any of you dad fuckers got a mad 2 hole to sink tinnies with?
by glen2602 January 9, 2017

A religion made by KPAB and other like-minded individuals for people that adore everything in the second dimension;
namely video games and anime, but encompasses other things as well.
Very individualistic and can vary in beliefs, especially gods and afterlife.
namely video games and anime, but encompasses other things as well.
Very individualistic and can vary in beliefs, especially gods and afterlife.
Karren: Hey I think I have Schediaphilia, I prefer my games and anime over my life, and want to live in the virtual world.
Patrick: Do you practice 2-Diism?
Patrick: Do you practice 2-Diism?
by 2-Diist November 17, 2013

Kid: Omg it’s April 2?
Me: Yeah and it’s my girlfriends birthday!
Kid: Wow, she must be cute, smart, and talented!
Me: Yeah and it’s my girlfriends birthday!
Kid: Wow, she must be cute, smart, and talented!
by ghjk77 December 1, 2019

a new game on Nintendo switch, sega genesis, xbox 360, and fortnite featuring shrek, smash mouth, lil pump, iron man, tony stark, Mario, luis fonsi, daddy yankee, Justin Bieber, twitter, star wars, the Spanish language, and many others. It was created by NASA and luis fonsi and was confirmed by markliplier while livestreaming on his 3ds. mark zuccerberg delayed its realease so it will come out later than first promised. Despacito 2 is promised to end world hunger and solve world peace.
man boi 1 DUDE FAM I BROKE MY LEG MAN HOW AM I GONNA PERFORM THIS MONTH?
man boi 2 don't wrry man despacito 2 is coming soon.
man boi 2 don't wrry man despacito 2 is coming soon.
by aqua danker June 15, 2018

An unsigned band from chicago that will make you shit bricks. They have a heavy pop sound with killer riffs that are balanced by sweet melodies. The band is also known for Tom Foolery, a squids vs. whales war, dolphins, mother fucking slayer, sparklies and rainbows. That is not a lie. They have created a great community for fans who love the band, get along, and make fantastic inside jokes.
fan#1: "HOW SWEET?"
fan#2: "FUCKING 2*SWEET"
2*Sweetdudeguys: "eww...what?! gross...why would you..ewww"
fan#2: "FUCKING 2*SWEET"
2*Sweetdudeguys: "eww...what?! gross...why would you..ewww"
by chadsweet February 25, 2008

A massive project the CIA, Mossad, CSIS, KGB, Sicherheitsdienst, and God have been working on since 1955. It’s release is unknown, and it is said by military officials that it is not even done a quarter of the way. The project to reinvent sex (or Project Spermwell) is highly confidential, and sharing it’s current information can get you exterminated.
Finally, we are almost finished planning and testing of our very first prototype of sex 2, it is still in pre-alpha stages so it might have problems
by jansjhahshwuuwuwuwh May 26, 2021
