molester monday

a day where you can molest your friends by slapping their ass or slapping their titty

Cali: Guess what day it is?
Leeana: What?
Cali: Molester Monday! *slaps Leeana's titty*

by koka_kola December 11, 2019

mac monday

a day to appreciate mac miller by posting a song by him on social media every monday

“oh did you see caroline’s mac monday post?”
“yea i love that song”

by p3n!s April 19, 2021

Triple Monday

A Triple Monday is the first Monday in January. It is the Triple Monday because it is the First Monday of the Week, First Monday of the Month and the First Monday of the Year.

Triple Monday was particularly difficult this year because New Years day was on a Sunday.

by Deepthoughts75 January 3, 2022

maths on monday

something that will give you a stroke.

Maths on Mondays gives me an epileptic seizure. yay!!!!!

by mr electric is god March 20, 2022

Getting Mondayed

When someone ruins your Friday.

It was Friday afternoon and Michelle was getting excited for the weekend. Barry told her to look up Panamanian petting zoo on urban dictionary and suddenly her Friday felt like a Monday.

Discussion at the water cooler: Did you hear? Barry just went into Michelle’s office and Mondayed her. Man, I hate getting Mondayed.

by Killa_B_69 October 20, 2023

Monday Mizzies

Being miserable on a Monday. Like the "Sunday Scaries," but for Monday mornings.

"I had such a fun weekend, I don't want to be going to work right now. I have a case of the Monday Mizzies."

by LMM121 June 26, 2017

crumbs monday

the national holiday that signifies toast cans death

ie. toast cans death day

“wow i can’t believe it’s crumbs monday!”
“happy crumbs monday toast cans!”

by toast mads February 22, 2021