A term used to describe how much sucking up a person does versus normal dignified communication. A high butt-to-face ratio means you are a major kiss-ass.
- "Is it just me, or is Johnson kissing the boss's ass more than usual today?"
- "Johnson? That guy's butt-to-face ratio is always through the roof."
- "Johnson? That guy's butt-to-face ratio is always through the roof."
by CCompanies February 4, 2010
Get the butt-to-face ratiomug. Guy 1: Hey do you think you could get us into that party?
Guy 2: What's your sausage to taco ratio?
Guy 1: 1 to 1.
Guy 2: Yeah come on over.
Guy 2: What's your sausage to taco ratio?
Guy 1: 1 to 1.
Guy 2: Yeah come on over.
by Peaceful Kaos September 9, 2010
Get the sausage to taco ratiomug. Used when someone doesn't have any other comebacks in an argument. The person who uses this is so confident they are correct, that they are essentially saying more people will agree with them, hence, "ratio". Most people also use "your wrong + ratio," because they didn't pay attention in 5th-grade grammar class.
by xsierraz March 31, 2022
Get the you're wrong + ratiomug. The ratio of thumbs up to thumbs down (or likes to dislikes) that everyone subconsciously calculates when glancing over items on this website or other websites with rated material to see if reading said item is even worth it.
by Zeppelin/DC 56 September 23, 2011
Get the Up-Down Ratiomug. The ratio of the amount of gum showing relative to the size of teeth when one smiles or opens there mouth.
I was on a date with this chick when she opened her mouth, and there was so much gum there, I couldn't even tell that she had teeth. overall, it was a horrible gum to tooth ratio
by suckmyd May 11, 2012
Get the Gum to Tooth Ratiomug. The approximate ratio of content-rich and interesting posts to trolls, flamewars, random shit and somesuch.
by 290 September 1, 2003
Get the signal to noise ratiomug. Fart Absorption Ratio or F.A.R.
The number of farts until an object has absorbed its maximum volume or amount of methane. At such a point the object then begins to release the trapped methane(Farts) whenever it is disturbed. Now this generally only applies to furniture, but can also be applied to other items such as carpet or clothing. In all reality this term applies to any object that can absorb gaseous emissions.
The number of farts until an object has absorbed its maximum volume or amount of methane. At such a point the object then begins to release the trapped methane(Farts) whenever it is disturbed. Now this generally only applies to furniture, but can also be applied to other items such as carpet or clothing. In all reality this term applies to any object that can absorb gaseous emissions.
Jimmy new he had pushed the chair past its Fart Absorption Ratio when he could no longer sit down without it emiting past odors. It was now time to buy a new chair.
After maxing out her coats F.A.R. by accidentally farting on it. Kelly wondered if she really wanted to hug Jack.
John gasped for air as his lung reached their Fart Absorption Ratio.
After maxing out her coats F.A.R. by accidentally farting on it. Kelly wondered if she really wanted to hug Jack.
John gasped for air as his lung reached their Fart Absorption Ratio.
by Captain Ahabs March 13, 2010
Get the Fart Absorption Ratiomug.