Couch pizza

Rogue slices of pizza discovered in the cracks of a couch after a long night of drinking and/or smoking the devil’s cabbage.

Often consumed, though always in secret.

After her third slice of couch pizza, Maria realised those little pepperoni were actually pennies.”

by daltonjfk September 16, 2019

pizza slide

Pizza slide is when you bite into a slice of pizza and the cheese and toppings slide toward your mouth in a hot gooey avalanche, forcing you to keep chewing until all you have left is crust.

"Dude, you are having a major pizza slide! Just keep nom-nommin' or you're going to have it all over you!"

by WordJones January 11, 2013

pizza cramps

when you eat so much pizza you have cramps and can’t move

Kevin: Yo did you eat that whole pizza by yourself
Jessica: Yes now my stomach is killing me
Kevin: That’s cause you have pizza cramps

by ACM15 May 24, 2020

pizza tower

the hit game

man i love pizza tower

by MarioNLuigi64 April 09, 2023

Pizza chip

AKA "piece of shit", looser, wife beater, dick head. Can be utilized when a more discreet way of defining an individual is essential. As in public forum space or quietly in front of the kids.

Yeah I know that guy from back in the dizzy, he's a real pizza chip. PD is hunting him down for beating up his old lady.

by Dokta J July 23, 2015

pizza boner

Enlarged erection due to the warmth and good smell that comes from pizza on your lap.

"Hey have you been to La Ventina's recently?"
"Yeah that place gives me a massive pizza boner!"

by Sick Majors December 06, 2013

Irish pizza

Imported cheese from China when the box says “100% Irish mozzarella “the fecking liars they are

“Irish Pizza is the nicest! But one problem is that they have Chinese cheese on them....”

by reekyborra March 20, 2020