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giraffe illness

When you think you are dieing, every time you see a new on your body or feel sick.
Joey is Deffinitly having a giraffe illness. He fell drunk last night into a thorn bush; woke up thinking he's dieing from the scratches all over his body.
by Shawn “Mcmuffin” April 17, 2024
mugGet the giraffe illnessmug.

Giraffe

These long necked bitches steal your girl in the matter of seconds. You gurl completely forgets all about you and will never leave the damn giraffe. They are beasts at sex and will stop at nothing until your girl is his. He also is good at deep throating!
My girl just left me for that damn giraffe she saw while watching animal planet
by Strongest chromosome June 1, 2018
mugGet the Giraffemug.

:GIRAFFE:

Wideputin's first ever 3D model that was made in less than 2 minutes. It's the ultimate meme, with more than 5 layers of meaning, 2 syllabes name, and repost potential.

Also, currently pending to be added in SCP Site 19 as a melee weapon, action that would make it accomplish its full potential.
-What's your opinion on :GIRAFFE:?
-I think it's stupid
-ban @user2 said :GIRAFFE: was stupid
by WidePutin January 17, 2021
mugGet the :GIRAFFE:mug.

Giraffe

A microscopic carnivorous fish that drink mud as its diet. When you see a giraffe, escape quickly, or get eaten alive.
I hate giraffes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by ser see swee February 3, 2021
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Giraffe Snout

Akin to a camel toe and moose knuckle. All both of those! 🤣
Wow, did you see the slobbering mess on that giraffe snout? It was so effin hawt!🥩
by Mayor Glöria Crüze April 23, 2025
mugGet the Giraffe Snoutmug.

Spider Giraffe

A man who is one in a million infinities.

He is kind, empathetic, loving, gentle, intelligent, witty, funny, silly, sexy and an absolute joy to be around.

He allows you to be yourself, have your experiences and all your feelings. He accepts you for who you are and is your safe space.

He makes you laugh and gives you TMJ (from all the smiling).

And he has the longest spider legs in the universe and is as tall as a giraffe (metaphorically).

He is the man all the women want to be with but can’t (not just because his girlfriend is crazy and would obliterate them).
My sexy spider giraffe can we have Gn?
by The universe_actually August 13, 2025
mugGet the Spider Giraffemug.

Giraffe

A being with a 40-foot neck that is apparently more real than a unicorn
"How is a giraffe an actual animal?'
by wendlynfae August 6, 2018
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