Beaner heater

Spicy salsa put on food. Used in situations when you are unable to warm up your lunch. The spiciness tricks you into thinking the meal is warm.

Man, my taco got cold.

- Dude just use the beaner heater.

by Muddy Boots April 17, 2020

Coffee Beaner

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.

I love coffee, I'm a coffee beaner. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee beaner, just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.

by Equal crack May 20, 2016

Beaner Speedball

Railing a line of Adderall, while on Valium. Referred to as, "beaner," because a real Speedball is heroin and coke, adderall representing coke, while valium is substituting heroin.

I snorted two lines of addy an hour after popping three valium, the beaner speedball fucked me up for english class.

by adavvgum May 26, 2010

Beaner balls

Have that stinky smell on your testicals that smells like beans and rice

Yo, I got mad beaner balls right now... ow shit thats rank

by Gdawg38 October 21, 2010

sexy-beaner

a person who lives in Mexico and as well is sexy just like me

USA Fucker: yo beaner come and suck my ass
sexybeaner : i can suck your ass but call me sexy-beaner son of a bitch

by LoseYourSelf July 15, 2006

Garbanzo beaner

A person of mixed Mexican and Arab/Middle Eastern descent.

-"Nada's mom is Mexican but her dad is from Lebanon".
- "I see! she's a garbanzo beaner".

by Foreign October 20, 2014

Cocoa Beaner

A half Mexican, half white American hybrid. His\Her skin usually looks the color of a ground cocoa bean.

Wow, look at that Cocoa Beaner.

by Snoopingpuma October 7, 2016