humping your toes

to spend time in a wasteful, unproductive manner.

Stop humping your toes and mow the fucking lawn!!!!

by Merlin Bunker August 8, 2007

gerk your shirt

when you are chugging a beer too fast and it spills (or gerks) onto your shirt.

"DUDE! You just Gerked your Shirt!!!"
"Don't gerk your shirt!"
"Peter Gerked His Shirt!"
"She took a b to the fay too fast and gerked her shirt"

by Anna Kiser March 11, 2008

rhombus your mombus

A phrase commonly pulled out by the dumbest person in a 5th/6th grade math class. When the teacher asks how to find the area of a rhombus, this kid normally turns to the quietest, least-expecting kid in class, causing outrageous reaction

Mr Sanders: The height is six inches, and the length is 14 inches; find the area of this rhombus.

Joe: I'll rhombus your mombus

Derek: You already had my dad

by Alan Aldridge December 14, 2007

wet your steel

To stab anothher with a metal object.

Be fearless when you carry your knife, don't be afraid to wet your steel.

by lahiredgun March 5, 2009

Reel your neck in

For when one gets too far ahead of his capabilities and far exceeds that of his peers

Steve: Should go bottle that car!
Dave: Oi Steve, Reel your neck in!

by Steve and Dave October 22, 2008

calm your titties

A phrase used similarly to "take a chill pill"

Nico, calm your titties. You're making me angry.

by thehumandictionary1234 February 11, 2014

mind your own

Shortened version of "mind your own business." What you would tell to someone giving unwanted advice or butting in a debate/argument that has nothing to do with them.

1. Mom A. "Why do you feed your baby FORMULA??!! That's like feeding her poison!!!"

Mom B. At least I can FEED my baby. Shut up and mind your own.

by umakemesick November 5, 2015